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Alabama Snake Rider

a new age sex position (post publication of the kama sutra).

placements— male will lie on his back, and the female will be on top of him in a low squatted position with her knees directed towards the ceiling (sometimes known as 'the asian squat'), and her back towards him. her hands are to be in front of her and placed upon his thighs, just above the male's knees.

movement— female would bounce up and down while maintaining the low squatted position. a female is considered 'highly skilled' if she is able to "bounce" or "ride" with either, very minimal use of her legs (i.e. repetitively un-bending then bending her knees), is able to keep her feet fully flat on the ground, or is able to keep her knees pointed upwards.

her stance should be narrow, and the exact width of his bod; her heels, on both left and right sides should be touching his hips.

this position can be modified to make the stance and movements easier by placing her knees where her feet are originally (aka the 'reverse cowgirl' position).
bro #1: "where were you last night. man? i tried to text you, then called you a few times, and you literally didn't respond to anything.

bro #2: i know, i know! and forreal, i apologize. but i had my lil sneaky link come through and when she decided to do that alabama snake rider on me, i swear it was like i was paralyzed and couldn't remember my own name!
by Rihyo May 3, 2023
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the bacon bush rider

1. Used to refer to a boy from London, bit of a YAK, very much raggo, too much to handle.
2. A Problem
Watch out for the bacon bush rider in the corner, he's lurking
by dabizzle1993 January 15, 2014
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Dick Rider

Someone who refuses to get off your dick, and mind their own business. They live to ride you.
He didn’t know who he was dick riding.
Youssef is such a dick rider, like calm down.
by Mrfreshbigmac May 7, 2024
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Alsakian Snow rider

Whenever your girl wants to have oral sex in the snow and she pills snow up so she can suck you dick better. And whenever the semen comes out it freezes in her month closes it.
That girl last night got frost bite because she took so long when she was giving me that Alsakian Snow rider
by Big Papi Costa June 5, 2019
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Rider

A very strong athletic person. Who is very hot and sexy and is very funny. Riders are not very common and hard to find. When you meet one, you will surly be his friend or more if you now what I mean. Usually riders have best friend,that name starts with a C. He also usually has a girlfriend or likes girls with a name that starts with an A
Wow rider your so funny and hot
by _love.amanda September 15, 2015
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single rider

Usually a situation a man in a relationship has a side hoe, where they pretends to be single, and these two people hook up in his car.
J: I heard he’s single
A: What? No he’s not
J: oh, so he must be a single rider
by DevenLG October 10, 2017
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