Psychologist

Ordinary people who went to college for about 10 years after high school just to be able to listen to lunatics bitch all day long. They also have a shitload of student loans. A good movie that illustrates a Doctor's struggles in this profession is called "What about Bob?".

Some of my favorite Psychologists are:

1. Wilhelm Wundt
2. BF Skinner
3. John B Watson

by psychology nerd July 17, 2011

psychobitch

A.K.A Ex-Girlfriend, wench, the slut, that whore.

Psychobitches are born and bred in all places of the world. Usually psychobitches from birth, they will destroy your life, tell you what to do - winge and nag when it isn't needed.

All psychobitches should be put down at birth to prevent spreading of their disease.

"I hate that bitch, she fucked me over... damn hormones turned a great girl into a PSYCHOBITCH"

by the_dawk_father July 22, 2006

evolutionary psychology

The idea that human behavior can be explained through evolution. An idea usually hated by SJWs. It shows that human nature is biological, and not all just a social construct, and can be used to explain things such as gender differences.

The human brain, like the human body, has been shaped through evolution, hence evolutionary psychology.

by thought-criminal April 1, 2015

psycho-ex

An ex that you hate so much you call her psychotic.
Generally, a psycho-ex hasn't let go of the relationship and is in denial that you have broken up.

Whoa dude, I just saw my psycho-ex, better hang low for awhile!

by Spacebar June 1, 2006

psychedelic

A word that originated in San Francisco, in the 60's Summer of Love movement which also began in The City, it inspired psychedelic rock and drugs, but the word itself is to be used when something is super awesome.

NorCal Hippie: That tiedye shirt you're wearing is hella psychedelic
Tourist: thanks I got it at Haight-Ashbury

by 559 to 916 August 16, 2014

psychological blowjob

an event or string of events that are pleasantly baffling

step back and think about what we did tonight, that was like a psychological blowjob

by MathyB August 27, 2006

Psycho mom

parents who can't control there alcohol and like to drive around searching for there daughter and going to Mcdonalds threatening to shoot minors

Psycho mom:
Mom-WHERE'S MY DAUGHTER!!
Children- fuck you lady go home
Mom- WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?! FUCK YOU I HAVE MY GUN IM GOING TO FUCKING SHOOT YOU!
Children- Who the fuck do you think you are your making a fucking fool of yourself go home
Mom-FUCK YOU (leaves)

by lreggies August 21, 2010