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Politics

When grown ass adults fight over which colorful animal they like.
NO MY RED ELEPHANT IS BETTER THAN YOUR BLUE DONKEY! NO MY BLUE DONKEY IS WAY BETTER! Politics is fucking stupid.
by comradenazi September 23, 2020
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Politically Inclined

A group that is so fucking mental about politics ruining relationships and friendships all because of one side against of the other being fucking snowflakes about it.
My parents are so politically inclined so I moved out
by GalaxyGuy88 November 11, 2020
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Political Illness

Mental illness characterized by making everything political for seemingly no apparent reason.
Bill was a good guy until he developed political illness. Now he just comments, "Let's go Brandon" and "My body, my choice!" on every random facebook post he sees.
by CornBrehd June 15, 2024
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Politics

Anyone who is in their early 20s or younger and is worried about politics is a fucking loser
Fuck politics
by rightrightrite January 29, 2020
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political constipation

When a political figure in a high office, (i.e.; The President) tries to push for some sort of change but is unable to due to opposition from the opposing party.
The President has political constipation since he can't get new regulations to pass in Congress.
by darcwizrd September 10, 2013
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Political dry zone

A place, often a private business or organization, where it is prohibited to discuss politics or issues related to it, with exceptions for certain social issues and or issues that may affect how that business or organization runs
Evan: Hey, did you hear about the debate last night? I hear it got really intense when the candidates fought over how to address crime and government reform.
Simone: I know, but we can’t talk about that right now because we are in a political dry zone.
Evan: I have never heard of it. What is that?
Simone: It means this restaurant expects the people eating inside it to not discuss politics. If you don’t follow that rule, they will refuse to serve you and kick you out. This type of rule is often done to reduce stress on other people dining here and the restaurant’s employees and to help prevent violence confrontations by eliminating opportunities for intense disagreements to arise.
Evan: Okay then I’ll stop.
by Vanguard 1998 May 30, 2021
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Political Influencer

a person who takes part in influencing political outcomes.

Political Influencers include lobbyists, activists, donors, journalists, news anchors, organizations, political consultants, and other people that make money at the expense of U.S. citizens.
The political influencers lied every moment to feed their greed. It will be a cold day in hell before they'll give up controlling the political narrative.
by Save The Republic December 26, 2021
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