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Police

Governmentally sanctioned thugs and crooks who abuse the rule of law to their extreme advantage by

*Hassling the poor
*Pulling over people who drive over the speed limit and/or weave
*Getting free hot food and coffee on the taxpayer's dime
*Persecuting minorities
*Killing people they hate (see George Floyd, Breonna Taylor, Freddie Gray)
*Bring problems wherever they go

Keep in mind the minimum wage in most places is anywhere from $5.15 to $15 per hour, and these assholes make usually at least $26-$31 per hour. That's more than quadrupled the lowest. And why? Idiots think we need them. In theory if the second amendment was honored, everyone would be free to defend themselves. But it isn't like that, and the police exist. Know your enemy and how he oppresses you. Fuck them all.
Person 1: Here man hit this joint.
Person 2: Shit I see the police coming, we need to hide.
by Space Wrangler August 31, 2021
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Police

the civil force of a national or local government, responsible for the prevention and detection of crime and the maintenance of public order.
"When someone is killed, the police have to be informed."
by anonymous September 3, 2021
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police boat

by DumbShitUrban June 1, 2021
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side piece police

Someone who is always getting involved in another’s relationship and trying to report their misconduct
Stop acting like the side piece police their relationship is none of your business
by Juicy Joshua James August 7, 2022
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Kool Police

Kool Police music festival documentarians NRE and Kool Kelly. Not your regular police they are the Kool Police follow them to the music
Hey I wonder if The Kool Police are gonna be at MuddyRoots Music Festival this year ?
by LordofSin August 8, 2022
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Police license

A little piece of cardboard that allows perverts to ask you to call police as they rape and pillaged everyone, irrelevant nonsense
If you have a Police license it's the law that I'm a prostitute.
by Cody5050 August 17, 2022
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Guelph police service

Synonymous with the trade centers collapse and apparent genocide survivorship losses
Help Guelph police service cannabalism causes
by Cody5050 August 23, 2022
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