angry period monster

A female who is currently undergoing PMS, or her menstrual cycle.

An angry period monster, or APM, often exhibits the following characteristics, including, not but limited to, violent mood swings, irrational behavior, frequent irritating text message sending, being annoying, ruining your day, destroying your concentration before a test, and just being an overall bitch.

Also called angry menstruating monsters, or AMM's (pronounced "AY-DOUBLE M").

A typical text message conversation between a male and an angry period monster:

(9:43 AM) APM: can't wait to see you this fridayy!
(9:45 AM) Guy: yeah, can't wait
(9:46 AM) APM: you know what, fuck you. you're a fucking asshole.

...

(9:48 AM) APM: wtf is your problem asshole??
(9:51 AM) APM: you know what? im just done. bye.
(9:54 AM) APM: are you fucking kidding me? what the fuck is your problem?

by big tall giraffe March 4, 2011

Redneck Period

Third tri-mester abortion.

Becky was gettin' towards her due date, but she got her redneck period just in time.

by Dustin Michael Earl November 28, 2009

triple sport grace period

the short time frame when all the 3 major sports are still in season which is late october.

baseball is usually in the world series (at the end), basketball is just starting (beginning) and football is halfway done (the middle)

When the triple sport grace period begins, I'm not sure what to watch on tv!

by hardhitr3 September 9, 2009

Man Period

A natural occurrence in males around every 3-6 months where hormone levels, both testosterone and oestrogen, are higher than usual. This often manifests itself in mood swings and/or general lethargy.

1: "What's wrong?"
2: "I dunno, just kind of down."
1: "What's up?"
2: "Nothing, just feeling down. Don't know why, must be on my man period."

by MrCfR January 9, 2010

Vulcan Period

A radiator leak; the slow leakage of antifreeze from a motor vehicle's cooling system

My car had her Vulcan period, leaving a green stain on the ground.

by Gerald Busey July 4, 2009

Painters Period

Also known as painters PMS, A condition where Half assed lazy crybaby painters go out of their way to make excuses not to work, The simplest of things can cause a chain reaction effect that will drawl in ridiculous conspiracy theories, political views, or Obama minority free program frustrations that may single-handedly and a working day. The only none remedy is smoking the reefer, Or what is known as a trip to the paint store.

It's that time of the day again ricks on his painters period.

By wearing his shades in the dark no one will ever pick up that he is on his painters period prescription.

In case I'm a painters period, never make eye contact, never talk democratic political views, never ever deny middle-age man his gaming privileges.

by Mr Magoe October 14, 2014

Man Period

Shane Mc -

Symptoms -

-To act as a little boy stropping
-Never admits being wrong

-Expects you to agree with everything
-Expects an opinion off you, but unless it isnt his then it dont matter

-Shouts trying to be the alpha male, however, looks even more like a little boy

-However
This doesnt matter as he has a giant penis and knows how to use it.

A 22year old acting like a 4year old. man period

by AJWplz October 16, 2009