abb protectors

when you have fat protecting your six pack

this isnt fat from junk food its just my abb protectors

by fat joker July 6, 2010

Grundle Protector

Protection of the patch of skin between the ballsack and butthole (grundle) by way of plastic or rubber inserts. Often attacked by hands or genetalia.

A: How was da club?
B: Like shit! Forgot my grundle protector.

by GroupB May 5, 2014

Pinky protector

One who wears a condom on their pinky.

Tanya always is using them "pinky protectors"

by raisin balls February 20, 2015

possum protectors

A group of possums that are here to save the world from the cats aka feline fighters and they protect the possum nation
This group contains the leafing ton family.

Look it’s the possum protectors here to save us again from the cats. Hint hint there a super hero

by Reäl people December 22, 2017

Weeb Protector

The opposite of the Weeb Hunter. He protects weebs for a living. He lurks for a Weeb Hunter to get him and exposes him being a racist guy. A Weeb Protector has well relationships to weebs while making clear he is addicted to them. Weebs should give him more love or distance

Dont get to him he is a weeb
He is a Weeb Protector

by WeebSubmitter February 5, 2019

Penis Protector

For Sex

For sex Penis Protector

by anonymous January 16, 2022

Pumpkin Protector

Someone who got cheated on.
Comes from the saying “cheater cheater pumpkin eater”. Someone who doesn’t “eat the pumpkin” (the cheater) is the protector.

After getting cheated on, she became a pumpkin protector, and vowed to never be a cheater.

by xoxojordn December 1, 2022