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phat poon

when you take a fat excrement on a girls chest, she then proceeds to lick it, then picks it up, rams her fist up your arse crevasse putting it back in there
I really enjoyed a phat poon
my grandma decided to phat poon with my dad
by Johnny sins 12 incher January 26, 2021
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poon phone

A phone purchased and used solely for the purpose of setting up dates with call girls or escorts;
usually a pre paid, disposable phone your significant other does not have access to.
"I was out of minutes on my poon phone, so I had to use my family plan cell & my wife caught me calling an escort service."
"He uses his poon phone to call escorts when he's out of town on business."
"Smart john's always have a poon phone so their wife doesn't catch 'em calling ho's."
by BBS2 September 23, 2013
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Poon plug

A rather vulgar term referring to a tampon.
Girl: I'm on my period, babe.

Guy: alright, I'll head to CVS and get you some poon plugs.
by Hostile muffin August 30, 2013
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Poon jeans

1) jeans so tight they are somewhere between denim and paint.... or 2) jeans so tight they create a cameltoe
I'm wearing my poon jeans tonight - gonna get me some!
by Lucyfur October 15, 2008
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Tea-Poon

The word originated from the Phrase "To Tea-Bag."
Its is when a girl Tea Bags a guy/Does a Tea Bagging motion on top of his mouth.
The "Poon" comes from The word "Poontang."

Which means vagina and was used by the American soldiers in the Vietnam war to describe Vietnamese Hookers.
Girl:Im gonna Tea-Poon My Man so Hard,He'll need a More than a Breath Mint.
by Punkoli January 12, 2012
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poon god

Someone who poons all the pu$$y. They get all the girls any age because they are a POON GOD
Yo I got alexa last night, call me richard rabbit the poon god.
by DiK bih fuh October 4, 2017
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poon loon

A woman so crazy that her poon is nuts too!
Jeff: Hey did you hit that last night???

Chris: Hell no man that bitch was a POON LOON!!!
by redrocket26 February 27, 2009
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