Nothing in one hand and shit in the other

Neither of your two options are good. But one is just plain out shitty.

Jimmy: Unemployed David has a job offer for only $5hr.
Billy: Well he’s got nothing in one hand and shit in the other.

by Juice delhagen April 28, 2022

We need to stop treating religion as anything other than delusion, it's making everything worse

I mean, I hate to piss on your parade but snakes dont talk.

Hym "We need to stop treating religion as anything other than delusion, it's making everything worse. It makes neurotic little gnomes think they're better than everyone and it's annoying. If you want to worship your little reality monster thans fine but NO I don't believe to talked to it and NO I'm not going to do what it said. I love the pageantry of it and the extended lore is interesting but, no... We're not living our lives or structuring our country based a guy who claimed to know a magic guy. If the magic man comes back, HE can tell me what HE wants himself and YOU... Can go fuck yourself."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2023

Big hot oiled up homosexual black men brutally fucking each other

Oh my god I would kill to see this happen

Guy 1: man, I really wanna see some Big hot oiled up homosexual black men brutally fucking each other

Guy 2: kill yourself

by BirdsAreFake115 May 2, 2024

Fallacy of the Relative Exception (Fallacy of "All Other Alternatives Are Worse")

A fallacy that defends a flawed position by comparing it to even worse alternatives, without ever addressing the flaws themselves. "Sure, our healthcare system is broken, but at least it's not as bad as Country X." The fallacy doesn't solve the problem; it just points to someone else's greater problems as a reason to accept one's own. This is the logical skeleton of the "lesser evil" argument, of "it could be worse," of every defense of the status quo that never actually defends the status quo—it just points to something worse. The fallacy ignores that the existence of worse alternatives does not make a bad alternative good, and that the goal should be improvement, not comparison. It's the favorite fallacy of those who benefit from things staying exactly as they are.

Fallacy of the Relative Exception (Fallacy of "All Other Alternatives Are Worse") Example: "She pointed out the corruption, the inequality, the failing infrastructure. He responded with the Fallacy of the Relative Exception: 'But look at Country Y—they have it so much worse.' The problems she listed remained unaddressed, unsolved, untouched. The existence of somewhere worse was supposed to make her somewhere better. It didn't."

by Abzugal February 21, 2026

femboy haters that are very open about it and threaten other femboys

these people are known as "random people on the internet doing stuff like this for clout or because they hate the thing they hate for no particular reason or because they hate the thing they hate because of bad experiences and yadda yadda"

guy 1: have you seen these femboy haters that are very open about it and threaten other femboys
guy 2: yes

by pretentious popsicle November 6, 2024

We don't need to talk about it in any other context

You're right!

Hym "We don't need to talk about it in any other context! Me threatening kids doesn't give YOU the NON-LAW REGULAR CITIZEN the right to do ANYTHING. You have ONE option but you're not doing it because THE THEFT FROM ME... IS WORTH MORE than any kid I could threaten. TO BOTH OF US. Even though their lives are so worthless it's a waste of breath to even threaten them. I KNOW IT. YOU know it. I told you this is exactly how this was going to work. You are too retarded to be deciding who is or who isn't a criminal. You are deflecting from the fact that you chose THEFT over protecting children. All under the false pretense that you actually gave a shit about anyone other than yourself. You thought you were the decider. WRONG. I was right. I was the correct one."

by Hym Iam March 24, 2025

Coding Artistry Escape Based Prayer: "'If THat Is Your Significant Other Then Let Me Haunted House'"

Coding Artistry Escape Based Prayer: "'If THat Is Your Significant Other Then Let Me Haunted House'"

Coding Artistry Escape Based Prayer: "'If THat Is Your Significant Other Then Let Me Haunted House'"

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025