One-Butt-Kitchen 

Pronunciation : wuhn - buht - ki • chn

1. A small kitchen
2. A long, narrow kitchen
3. A space designated for food/meal preparation only large enough to facilitate one person

“You are going to have to wait to make your lunch until I finish doing the dishes. This is a one-butt-kitchen.”

One-Butt-Kitchen by Leahzlatest July 27, 2019

One night text 

When you chat with someone non-stop on tinder/other online dating apps and you think that you're having a great start, exchanging the contact and thinking of when to meet that person but then the texting dies the next day and you end up deleting the contact without meeting him/her.

Ex.

You seemed to be hitting off with this man, what happened?

Oh it was a one night text, I never saw him in person

One night text by LSTxx13579 December 4, 2019

One Chip

Tortilla chips (more than 3) stuck together after being fried often found in a bowl of chips at a Mexican restaurant. Eaten as one chip with a loud crunch.

I really should watch how many chips I eat but this counts as one chip.

One Chip by Manhattan on the rocks December 4, 2019

One Rude Dude 

One Rude Dude
{wun-rood-dood}

slang

Any cat who wholeheartedly believes they are the real deal could legitimately refer to themselves as such.

The phrase was ironically turned on its head, formerly being the moniker of knockabout heavyweight boxer Georgies Geronimo who competed within the amateur circuit.

Geronimo, who also went by the ring name of The Buffalo Prince was widely regarded to be anything but cool with his bright ginger hair and swaggering toward the ring with the handle of a rubber mallet between his teeth; the 1973 hit "Brothers Gonna Work It Out" by Willie Hutch played.

Locally, he developed a level of infamy for his gimmick which was to grab the ringside mic of any one of the commentary team before entering the ring and shouting "I am One Rude Dude. This dude eating beans tonight!"

"You are One Rude Dude, my guy!"

One Rude Dude by Kennet Muammar Wilburstraub May 15, 2020

One-armed Greedy

It’s a selfish, bluff reach around where the reacher bypasses their partner’s genitals and continues back through their legs, returning to their own genitals to pleasures themself.

She thought I was going for a reach around, but instead I hit her with the one-armed greedy. Those sheets are now ruined.

One-armed Greedy by M. Erectus January 9, 2021

one with the dirt 

Where you cannot take it anymore so you merge with mother Earth. Very cool.

Person 1: Fuck this im out.
Person 2 : Where are u going?
Person 1: im gonna be one with the dirt
*magically gets merges with dirt*
Person 2: what in the actual fuc-

one with the dirt by Imagine being alive. Amirite? February 21, 2021

One-Eyed Watchdog 

Someone who presents as concerned about an issue (antisemitism, free speech, death threats, political violence, lack of scientific rigor in some study, etc.) but only speaks up when political opponents commit the transgression, while guilty allies are ignored or defended.

Synonym - Hypocrite

Karen was outraged when Kavanaugh was accused but turned into a One-Eyed Watchdog when Biden and Cuomo were accused.

One-Eyed Watchdog by LiberalKaren March 1, 2021