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Lonzo Ball

1: Who’s the softest player in the NBA?
2: Lonzo Ball. He’s a soft ass nigga who can’t shoot

by PatrickBeverley August 5, 2020

Soft Girl Era

1. A phrase used by masculine women to state their transition to being a feminine woman.

2. One of the final phases of a thot/city girl’s cycle, where she realizes she’s nearing 30+ and is trying to reform her ‘ho phase’ with ‘dating with a purpose’ by being more feminine.

Girl 1: Girl let’s go twerk on top of that car.

Girl 2: No, girl, I’m searching for a good man now, I’m in my soft girl era.

by Facts Kellerman December 3, 2022

Mexican Soft Tacoed

the act of being hit on by occasionally one, yet usually multiple, hispanic men at one time. (generally in reference to white women)

Julie and Cindy went to this reggaeton concert and couldn't help but be constantly mexican soft tacoed.

by jjkkjjkk May 22, 2008

soft pillow

another word for sharon which means a person who gets kicked off skype because she doesnt think sean is hot

Sean is not a soft pillow

by applejuice1234567 August 17, 2011

Party Soft

(verb) When one parties soft, they do not party hard, i.e they do not party at all, as it is impossible to party softly. If one were to party softly, one would be partying in an event akin to a tea party or seminar with an English lecturer.

Bouncer : "Oi, you look to young to be in here, you might party soft"

Man 2: "Mate, here's my fake i.d, don't read it, its pants, but I guarantee you, I'm here to party so hard"

Bouncer: "You're in."

by Pe-sew-dow-nim November 1, 2011

soft like pancakes

A level of softness uncompareable to anything but that of a pancake

This pillow is soft like pancakes

by ThePancakeKing November 18, 2014

Soft dick move

When you make someone think you are pulling a dick move but you dont follow through.

Hah, the look on that ladies face when you faked pulling into her parkings spot, what a soft dick move!

by Phoxygirl December 7, 2018