oil hick

A man who works on the oil field, swears like a trucker, can’t pronounce their A’s and sleeps with anyone except their wife.

“After o got off work I went to the bar and banged this chick and then went home like nothing happened man”
“Good shit, a real oil hick”
“Only the best”

by Centertree March 15, 2024

Diddy oil

Diddy oil is the nickname for the brand of baby oil Diddy used to oil up all the gay men, and kids.

Ima get my Diddy oil and oil you up lil bro

by anonymous August 24, 2025

curtis oil canvas

The greatest football player ever

Man one: hey did you see that football game
Man two: Yeah Curtis oil canvas was awesome

by rickzdrfasfgd May 7, 2008

Polish oil change

When a woman shits on the floor in front of you while you crank one out simultaneously while also taking a shit in the toilet.

I asked that bitch for a blumpkin but all I got was a polish oil change instead.

by Drink daddy cumalot July 27, 2025

Oil-Bait

Oil-Bait(Verb): The act of Oil-baiting.

“In a chess tournament, Jimmy Johnson utilised a variety of delirious insults and slander such as calling his opponent a “Good Boy” in order to oil-bait him, distracting him from imminent check-mate on the board.”
“Jimmy Johnson utilised his gift of being a superb Oil-Baiter and his natural ability to seamlessly Oilfield-Bait his friend by calling him a “six-seven skibidiums”.”

by Neckhurts67 September 17, 2025

Oil On Wood

Telling someone that they are like "Oil on wood" is like telling someone that they are beautiful and that they stand out in a good way. Putting oil on wood preserves the wood and makes it stand out more so when you say that someone is like "oil on wood" is like telling them that they are preserved and that they look outstanding.

"Oh you look like oil on wood today"

"Wow this dress on you is like oil on wood"

by Szymon.P December 15, 2019

Bp oil spill

Doing anal and they take a shit on your dick. (Back pussy oil spill)

We were fucking and there was a bp oil spill.

by Eodgary November 7, 2015