The Oil Rig

The act of sticking it in someones ass after they have had exlax causing the shit to spray out like a geyser upon pulling out.

I had to shower last night after the oil rig I gave my girlfriend

by glassballs4u December 10, 2017

Oil Change

The actual of taking a dumb while, or shortly before eating, effectively draining the old substance to add in fresh product.

Person #1: You gonna get off the dumper and eat those pizza rolls, or you just gonna let them go cold?

Person #2: No, just a routine oil change. Gotta empty it out before I fill it back up.

by DCShred96 March 3, 2017

Boot Oil

That lazy co-worker we all have that thinks they work extremely hard and that they're the best

Look at Boot Oil go!

There goes Boot Oil again... Still doing nothing as usual.

Oh god, here comes Boot Oil.

SMH... Boot Oil

by itsdavyd March 7, 2017

oil

Oil,
the main reason why people around the world die everyday.

The united sates Invaded Iraq and stole all their Oil

by Lounis April 30, 2016

oil fiend

A 2000s-born person who does nothing but smoke weed oil. They refuse to smoke actually marijuana buds, only hash oil. Their tolerance is so high, that they often can't find any satisfactory high unless it's through the process of looking like a crack head and smoking from an oil rig.

I used to be an oil fiend like you, then I took a propane to the lungs.

by DannyDay95 September 1, 2016

Oil Change

A dumb excuse to get out of something.

Sorry dean I can't stay for class I need to get an oil change.

by poetic patron June 23, 2016

oil rig

when a person has their legs over their head naked, usually on the floor and the one on top plunges his penis into the others anus.

I'm about to oil rig that sweet ass.

by brownbag1349 June 5, 2016