Opporpoonity

A good chance of getting some poon/vagina/snatch.

Man I lost her phone number and totally blew my opporpoonity.

by Snakeface. May 26, 2009

Opportunavenger

Combination of an Opportunist and Scavenger. (oppor-tu-navenger)

An opportunist will say “Hey, you gonna eat that?” a Scavenger will eat it without asking.

However, the Opportunist can turn Scavenger in a famine and will eat whatever is available, hence becoming the Opportunavenger.

by HaykeyT June 16, 2009

opporntunity

Discovering an unplanned chance to create amateur porn

1. "My girlfriend was modeling her new bikinis. I seized the opporntunity and took pictures the whole time."

2. "Hey, I'm wasted in the back of a cab with 2 drunken sorority girls and my iPhone."
"Sounds like a golden opporntunity!"

by mrosprey March 3, 2010

oppitard

Someone who says the opposite of what they mean.

Julie is such an oppitard. She told Bobby she hated social functions despite the fact she was dying for him to ask her to prom.

by undertaker08 April 14, 2010

opposite day

opposite day is every wednesday

kurt’s so ugly, but only on wednesday because it’s opposite day

by TexasAngel1887 June 19, 2019

oppositting

Sitting opposite someone

Jack and Sally spent all night at the restaurant oppositting

by capslinger September 23, 2019

oppidite

(Aw-pih-die-tee) The Greek Goddess of buffoonery. She has placed many severely unqualified people in positions of power, the most notable of which is Donald Trump.

"With Oppidite's blessing, I can become student council president." "Dude, you have straight D's" "Oppodite has put stupider people in more important places." "Yeah, true *facepalm*"

by TransAnna October 29, 2019