(Aw-pih-
die-tee) The Greek Goddess of buffoonery. She has placed many severely unqualified
people in positions of power, the most notable of which is Donald
Trump.
"With Oppidite's
blessing, I can become student council president." "
Dude, you have straight D's" "Oppodite has put stupider
people in more important places." "Yeah, true *facepalm*"