Hell-by-Date

A hypothetical kind of life-clock that would show the exact date of death of any evil/Hell-bound individual. This device is still undergoing construction.

A person who is paying a huge price for rent or something might say, "Hey when's my landlord's Hell-by-date?"
And the answer would automatically be, "June 27, 2999."

by smoke muffin June 18, 2021

todays date

You use this site to often and used it as a search engine without thinking about why a dictionary would Know the date.

Todays date is in a callender not website used by sarcastic incels like me to mess with people.

by French intesifies July 20, 2021

Deniable Date

When someone asks another person on (what they intend to be) a date but in a situation where, if things don't go how they want, they can claim it was "hanging out" and deny that it was a date (i.e. to avoid workplace awkwardness).

Me: Remember on Big Bang when Leonard set up that deniable date with Penny, saying all the guys would be at dinner then claimed they cancelled?

You: Yeah, what a skeevy creep. Man up and be forward.

by Jharnez January 25, 2015

dating troll

a girl or a guy who will wait in the cut and make sure that the person you are dating is always uncomfortable dating you.
ie) A snake whispering in his/her ear.

While I was dating Tabatha, a dating troll started trolling and long story short the date ended before the ball got rolling.

by c-hat-e April 19, 2013

Romantic Date

A date where at least two people sit down in a park and listen to someone play the accordion while watching pigeons and eating sunflower seeds.

Sorry, Carlos you can't come we are having a Romantic Date.

by pitypartytime April 14, 2023

date plater

the act of licking someones asshole or "datehole"

black cunt: "that white bitch Susie's a real horny mo'fucka....she likes licking my ass whilst sucking cock"

nubian jah rasta: "ahhh man... shes a date plater...nice!"

by Bill Cosbys Mum September 29, 2011

replay date

While learning to date better, a replay date is a plan used by men that consists of having exactly the same date (going to the same places and doing the same things), but with different women. This allows the man to better understand when he should make his moves, and when he shouldn't.

Bro 1: I keep going on all of these dates but they never go anywhere, I don't understand what I'm doing wrong.

Bro 2: Try having a replay date, dude, that'll help you figure it out.

by ChemistryEscalationCoachMattA March 11, 2021