Schrodinger's Wave

When a person might be waving at either you or a person behind you. There is no way to know unless you turn around to check.

"Bro, I was stuck in a Schrodinger's Wave yesterday!"

"How so?"

"I saw this lady waving in my direction and I wasn't sure if she was referring to me or someone else. Turns out she was waving to someone behind me after I checked."

"Damn, that's rough bro. Must've felt awkward afterwards."

by Rockonboy123 April 30, 2023

the dirty wave

When you shit in a kiddy pool and throw said pool at your step son.

He was being a nastard, so I’m gonna give him the dirty wave.

by Harveygrinder May 11, 2023

Kiss the wave

When a man is performing fellatio and his woman starts urinating in his mouth.

"Kiss the wave, motherfucker, you're already down there"

by Tungsten Forest May 14, 2023

The Collingwood Wave

The Collingwood Wave is how all Collingwood fans (And ALL Victorians in general Monday - Friday anyway) prefer to greet each other, whether that's sending an opening gesture, or receiving one.

The wave is performed by bending over infront of another, presenting your rear end, looking back and flapping your hand in a welcoming motion to the desired recipients to come and take you from behind whilst you look back at them over your shoulder with a smile.

Innocent observer: "Um what's that cunt in the magpies hat doing? Does he want to get bashed?"

Observers Victorian friend: "Oh that's the Collingwood Wave, we always try and present like that if we think we see someone we know, but just remember it's reserved for Collingwood fans on match days"

by [Stuey the king] May 15, 2023

Inter-WAVES

A beachy twist on Interwebs (Internet)! Awesome word For Beach bums, surfers, Beach lovers and just cool people with a funny bone. It's also a word that describes when you get lost in the waves of information and videos on the internet. They just keep coming and when you look at the time, you don't even know what hit you similar to getting smacked by a wave.

I'm always surfing... The inter-Waves!

I just surfed the inter-waves for the last 4 hours.

by Lissette Cristina vazquez December 13, 2020

upside down wave

when you are on the monkey bars hanging upside down and someone ejaculates with so much power that you swing back and forth.

Julia: "Oh shit Jeff is getting hit with an upside down wave!"
Ron: "I just hope his ribs are ok."

by sausageonmyeggs December 14, 2020

Kreminsky wave

Erasing a storage device without the help of a computer, such as via magnets or high voltage.

I’m getting rid of my computer so I did the kreminsky wave

by Ettmisi November 3, 2021