Moon Cricket

A young black male who comes out at night making threats, speaking lies, divulging private information and reciting events of the past, that the average person would say is out of line. He comes across big like a monster truck mud tire when he has his folks around him. When he is alone he hides in a corner somewhere scared and if you see him he no longer looks like a big monster truck tire he looks like a flat tire on a moped that is out of gas. He talks a big talk and you wait for him all day with your doors wide open or sit outside. He disturbs disrupts and distracts saying things like he scared he won't come out a 3am in the morning he is scared. The next day you get up early and go outside and wait

all day even leaving the doors to your home open. After waiting all day and night time comes around 10:30 pm you go inside and lock up your doors take a shower and relax with music or a t.v show. Five minutes after you finally go inside giving up he comes outside and says look he scared he went inside.

Cody you fucking Moon Cricket he waited for you all day and you come outside after he finally goes inside and locks his door because it is late. Moon Cricket he is not scared of you he waited for you all day but you wait until its almost midnight to come outside and fight him.

by gas pedal is faster than you July 2, 2023

Turtlehead Moon

Classy shit coin that will make you zillions of dollars.

I'm retiring at 22 because I invested in Turtlehead Moon.

by JLS1985 May 5, 2021

china moon

when a nigga pulls you cock out and slices it in half all china style

AAAHHHHHH fuckin nigger cut off my penis ina chinese style bitch!!!!!!!he gave me a CHINA MOON

by Matthew potato April 2, 2007

shooting the moon

to move out in the middle of the night when you can't pay your rent. Usually items you own, like furniture, are left behind because you're leaving so quickly. Chiefly British, used by George Orwell in 'Down and Out in Paris and London'.

"because we're shooting the moon at 2:30 this morning, we're only taking the smallest, easiest to carry things with us."

by Big Orange August 11, 2007

moon rocks

an alternative for balls, as popularized by Stephen T. Colbert of the Colbert Report

"Turns out NASA didn't have the moon rocks to put my name on that space node"

by xxZeus-Almighty December 10, 2009

moon pie

you know.....the food you get at gas stations.....its chocolate and marsmellow.....yumm.....but its one of those food that you have to be in the mood to eat......

billy bob joe:"hey wanna moon pie"
blop:"eww...no i'm not in the mood"
billy bob joe: =o

by nickie whaley September 27, 2005

Warren Moon

The act of pulling up to a driveway and sliding (usually on ice or snow)so that the car spins 180 degrees and lands perfectly in the intended spot. This usually occurs when dropping off a friend at the end of his or her driveway. Pulling this maneuver would then perfectly situate you so your friend can get out at his or her driveway and your car will already be turned around for a quick exit.

Guy 1: "Dude I saw the roads were icy so I went for the Warren Moon when I was dropping off my bitch and ended up stuck in a snowbank."

Guy 2: "You need some practice, its a tough maneuver."

Guy 1: "Yeah you're right,but at least I got a sweet BJ when we were waiting for the tow truck to pull us out."

Guy 2: "Nice."

by funkeman2003 January 1, 2009