Mexican Shootout

A Mexican standoff is most precisely a confrontation between three opponents, facing each other. The tactics for such a confrontation are substantially different than for a duel with only two opponents, where the first to shoot has the advantage. In a confrontation with three mutually hostile participants, the first to shoot is at a tactical disadvantage. If opponent A shoots opponent B, then while so occupied, opponent C can shoot A, thus winning the conflict. Since it is the second opponent to shoot that has the advantage, no one wants to go first.

3 dudes aiming at each other-A aims at B, B aims at C, C aims at A.

fuck this mexican shootout

by yura March 7, 2012

Mexican Staring Contest

When someone standing around creepily stares down a passing girls ass in admiration

Hannah don't look but i think those guys are having a mexican staring contest with you

by goatsicle August 23, 2012

Mexican Mouthwash

An entire bottle of hot sauce (no, not Tabasco the hot sauce that actually tastes good I'm talking the Mexican shit that no one likes) mixed in the mouth with sperm from a Mexican (also includes island Mexicans i.e. Cubans, Puerto Ricans, and Dominicans.)

Carlos: Ehh Ese you hear? Jesus gave Elena some Mexican Mouthwash last night! (Make sure to say this example here like a Mexican...)

by RaceDoesMatter June 19, 2012

Mexican Meatball Sub

When a man fits his cock between a femals tits while she is laying down the female rubs her boobs back and fourth while another girl takes a shit on the girls chest making it look like a meatball sandwhich

I got gonorrhea from my Mexican Meatball Sub!

by wld153 January 15, 2014

Mexican Shitoff

When you're trying to take a dump at work, and someone is in the stall next to you trying to shit too. Neither of you wants to be the one to stank up the bathroom so you sit there squeezing your buttcheeks together.

Mary Sue and I were in a Mexican Shitoff in the bathroom.

by OhForF*cksSake March 29, 2015

Mexican lemonade

The act of one defecating in their partner's mouth before said partner urinates in theirs prior to making out and swapping human waste orally.

Me and my girl did the Mexican Lemonade last night it was so rad bro!

by Honkfish July 31, 2016

Mexican Abortion

When a pregnant Mexican woman is hoisted by a rope, and local children bash her womb with sticks like a Piñata. Causes blunt force trauma to the fetus and kills it.

Peter's mom went to get a Mexican Abortion, but that failed and made him retarded

by Dat_Dank_Dude_From_Detroit October 29, 2018