Jake McDonald

A person who has indescribable amounts of rizz. They tend to be mid at Fortnite and is willing to fly to another state to meet a person they met on Fortnite. (no criticism though)

Man1: that person is so dedicated and has lots of rizz
Man2: that person is such a Jake McDonald

by NEOblitz86 June 28, 2024

McDonald's Sprite

Straight-up battery acid in a cup, the most spiciest liquid you'll ever pour into your mouth-hole. It deserves to be in the periodic table. The substance alone can bring a dead person back to life.

Bro 1: hey, dude, what does McDonald's Spritetaste like?
Bro 2: Aw hell naw, not that battery acid! It's so spicy it needs a spot on the periodic table!

by isopods_are_glorious May 13, 2024

McDonalds Opp

When a person says they dont want McDonalds, but the boys know for damn sure he does, but walks to Taco Bell and brings his food into McDonalds and gets booted out like a good boy.

Mizz a McDonalds opp for walking to Taco Bell when the gang was already at McDonalds

"I dont want McDonalds, I want Taco Bell"
"Bruh cap we know yo ass want some McDonalds big ahh boy"

by Captain Talon January 10, 2025

McDonald’s

A trash fast food restaurant that has every food problem in the world, but people still like it.

???: “McDonald’s is the WORST! My brother got salmonella from eating a grilled chicken sandwich there!”

Me: “I know. There should be a third window in McDonald’s. So you pay at the first, get your food in the second, and turn in all of the wrong shit they gave you at the third.”

by Loaf_Of_Breading... June 8, 2019

Travis Scott x Mcdonalds

The dumbest collaboration 2020 has brought us, if anyone reading this spent 250$ for jean shorts and intend using them for personal use please seek a therapist.

You hear about the travis scott x mcdonalds collaboration? Overpriced and barely heat

by Чоппа September 8, 2020

McDonald County Snack Tray

When a sexual partner fills your vagina with canned cheese, puts a cracker under your anus and penetrates your rectum with a summer sausage with the skin removed thus forcing the cheese onto the cracker and the summer sausage to be crimped off by the anus. Eating said cracker sandwich.

My mother let me have a McDonald County snack tray at the family picnic this weekend!!!

by Mccountychubbybuddy December 17, 2024

McDonald’s

Hot garbage

It’s hot but it’s garbage tho. It’s McDonald’s

by @thee_averi April 25, 2022