Cala Maria

Cala Maria is the mermaid boss in Cuphead that pretty much everyone in the fandom has a crush on besides King Dice. She is commonly shipped with Mugman.

me: who’s your favorite Cuphead boss?
friend: Cala Maria. she’s fucking hot
me: preach to that

by joshler is real fite me January 4, 2018

tense maria

The term used for someone who is cranky after he / she has been dealing with money

"Stop man!" "Wow were you dealing with money? What a tense maria

by eman9921 April 14, 2011

Tatiana Maria

class

Tatiana Maria is the epitome of class

by kevincrave September 1, 2011

Trevor & Maria

a cute ass friendship.

Trevor & Maria have such a cute ass friendship.

by Handyyy October 22, 2018

drunken maria

to party hard regardless of more pressing appointments and affairs occurring the day after.

"Dude, I was so wasted the other nite and i had to work in the morning. I totally pulled a drunken maria."

by RyandVictor August 31, 2008

Anna Maria College

Small Catholic college/prison, located just west of East Bum-fuck. There are 900 enrolled students but only approximately 50 here on the weekends. By the end of a students freshman year 50% of the freshmen will transfer or be kicked out. The food although technically edible would be rejected even by a homeless person. I think homeless people actually get fed more then us students. When they run out of food thats it.... you starve. Classes are incredibly easy, it's like high school all over again.

Admission requirements: must be a senior in high school, no SAT scores or essays needed.
Every night the campus holds an activity.... excessive drinking, but don't get caught because their fucking whores about it. Watch out for the black ones, they migrate to the lobby until unknown hours into the morning (nothing against them or anything) ...there are more drug dealers than students with 4.0.

Ricky: Man, I don't think I'm gonna get into college Bobby. I have a 1.9 GPA, two arrests for marijuana possession, a drinking problem and I'm no good at sports.

Bobby: Go to Anna Maria College! You'll fit right in! You'll probably start for their sports teams too!

by superslut2015 March 30, 2012

florence grace maria baker

florence grace maria baker is an indented MILF who loves to be a quirky uwu baddie

wow look at that florence grace maria baker

by uwu baddie March 15, 2022