by urwelcomeliz October 16, 2019
You must give a blowjob to someone born on this day who also happens to have their first name start with an I
Ivan’s birthday is on the 20th? Welp time to suck his big juicy SHCLONG (because his name starts with an I and his birthday is on March 20th. He must get a blowjob)
by Anthony Ruevas October 17, 2019
Guy 1: Whoa, look at what today is!
Guy 2: It's March 14th, that clusterfuck of a kid's birthday!
Guy 1: Wasn't it their unlucky 13th?
Guy 2: Talk about Unlucky
Guy 2: It's March 14th, that clusterfuck of a kid's birthday!
Guy 1: Wasn't it their unlucky 13th?
Guy 2: Talk about Unlucky
by Acornpupp June 22, 2021
A torch light march that took place on Saturday, August 12th, 2017. It was one of the most disgusting things you may have ever seen. It was a group of angry white people (or just plain Nazis) that are against everything human beings and America stands for. They cried out saying that white people were being attacked, that everyone else is anti-white. They said disgusting words and attacked innocent counter-protesters. They complained about something that's not even existent, and are giant brats that have been given everything what they wanted, but they are pissed about daddy not buying the right color car. This march was shameful, and disgraceful, and it is recommended you don't engage in similar activities.
by againsthate August 12, 2017
An awesome rabbit from the re-make of Alice in Wonderland by Tim Burton. He ogles spoons and is probably the funniest thing in the.... *spoon*.
Tim Burton fan #1: Dude, that March Hare is so damn funny the I can't even look at spoons anymore.
Tim Burton fan #2: I know man. i pee'd on myself the first time I...
March Hare: Spoon.
Everybody: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!1!!1!1
Tim Burton fan #2: I know man. i pee'd on myself the first time I...
March Hare: Spoon.
Everybody: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!1!!1!1
by spoons'n'such March 19, 2010
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