Mountain Monsters

The coolest show on cable, they chase after shit like Bigfoot and try to catch them

Jim: wanna go watch mountain monsters?
Tom: hell yeah

by Hdijdbdbdndnndnd May 04, 2022

the cum monster

The disowned brother of the Cookie Monster, he loves to guzzle a certain white juice. Beware the Cum Monster, for he will suck you off while you sleep and grow stronger with every nut.

"The Cum Monster came into my house last night and sucked off my whole family!"

by suckadickforadollar November 14, 2022

Funk monster

When a person does not believe in water nor soap.

"Damn,Funk monster!Go take a bath!!!

by Ree and Chena April 21, 2003

cockie monster

a person who has just devoured a big yummy cummy

i feel like a big cockie monster after licking out her egg whites last night

by p-tew February 27, 2019

Chalk monster

Chalk monster. A derogatory term for albinos. A person may shorten the term to just “chalky”

“Hey look John, there’s a chalk monster”-Bob
“Wow you don’t often see chalky’s here”-John

by Ricky Genius October 15, 2021

Munch Monster

When you're smoked out and are visited by this being that forces you to eat, or have the munchies , to satisfy it.

Clark: Aye you ready to go to bed after smoking?
Ford: No I think the munch monster is here for me.

Clark: You're eating again?
Ford: He demands it.

by Cdogbox July 31, 2018

fortnite monster

Ma man ugly! The ugliest monster ever. Like seriously WHICH MONSTER SHOOTS LAZER OUT OF HIS MOUTH

Person: have you seen the fortnite monster, he is cute.
FBI: ladies and gentle men, we gottem👌

by Fortnite Monster October 31, 2019