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Minnesota Lumberjack

When a female intends to be penetrated repeatedly by a large number of men one right after another. Unfortunately she gets sore partially through and has to jack the rest of the guys off. Normally two at a time.
Monica got a few drinks in her last night and thought she could take on thirty guys. She was so sore after the first ten that she had to Minnesota Lumberjack the rest of them. It took her 6 hours. She'll never make that mistake again.
by JKWeb August 6, 2011
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barside manner

manner or conduct of a bartender, when waiting on customers.
That bartender hasn't acknowledged me since I've sat down. What bad barside manner!
by JenDanielle November 13, 2011
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criminal minded

(verb) To solve a mystery or a unknown situation with knowledge learned from the show Criminal Minds.
Garcia criminal minded the situation of her lost fuzzy pencil by recreating and reliving the time when she had it in her custody, therefore remembering where she put it and solved the mystery.
by BAUFBIJETS April 22, 2011
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Minnestronal

When speaking anonymously positive about someone else
Chris "minnestronally" divulged a conversation to Mike about how everyone loves him and thinks he's the best
by Senor Mikey Pee October 22, 2008
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minnesota mayonnaise

When a man cums into a jar and feeds it to a woman like mayonnaise.
by PSYCHOBITCHER April 11, 2017
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minneapolished

Being from the Twin Cities, metro area - and having that contribute to why one is polished/taken care of/ well groomed etc.
Tom is minneapolished, and that is why his clothes are always primly pressed. Invented by WB
by @williamforrest__ June 11, 2018
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minnesota snow sock

the minnesota originated act of pulling the condom off after sex and slapping the shit out of your partner with the gizziful snow sock.
Did you guys hear that Preston pulled the minnesota snow sock on rachel last week?
by bignutzputz69 June 15, 2020
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