MBJC

Makes Baby Jesus Cry

Spilled beer MBJC.

Thug hugs MBJC.

Gate rape MBJC.

by LATwinkie November 22, 2010

MBSMPG

MBSMPG is an acronym for Manufacturer's BullShit Miles Per Gallon. It is the obviously bullshit-laden number that car manufacturers like to advertise along with their cars.

The method of calculating this number varies from manufacturer to manufacturer, but the general formula is very simple.
MPG + 20% = MBSMPG

Television Commercial: "The Joyota Marolla gets up to an impressive 300,000 MPG! You'll never have to fill your car up again!"
Jack: "I think he meant to say MBSMPG"
Pablo: "No habla engles."

by PabloIsActualDolan March 7, 2013

MBFO

My Butt Fell Off, a result from LMAOing.

Person 1: Dude that shit was so funny, LMFAO!!
Person 2: MBFO too, man!

by sehgirl June 12, 2012

mbf

-Most beautiful female

Dat girl looks like the mbf! Today in this class bruh.

by Ulc April 6, 2015

mb4L

Momma's boy for life

I'm 23, but I just left the doctor. My mom came with me #mb4L

by jnico May 29, 2015

mbd

Minor brain dysfunction. Mbd was what you called persons (often childs) that had adhd or add before it had its current name.

I belive this person has a mbd because he/she act very unusual.

by Wennman April 24, 2017

Mbaso

A girl who is talented, beautiful, caring and open-minded and cares for everyone. She has been through a lot during a period of her life but she always manages to get back up. And if you aren't friends with a Mbaso, then you should find yourself one cause they are the best.

Alessia: have you heard Mbaso sing?
Tania: Yeah, she is amazing

by TMi04 June 1, 2017