Matt Bagadouches

A dude named matt that totally sucks at madden in all aspects

Damn Matt Bagadouches! You had a 2 score lead and still lost in madden?!

by Josh17921 June 22, 2018

Matt L'n

When a guy steps in and blocks another guy from a girl because he thinks he can get sum.

Brah, you're Matt L'n me right now. Not cool.

by Outtafocus October 14, 2011

The Matt Controller

Matt's are traditionally submissive, so any time they hook up with a lady, they become pussy whipped.

Q. Where's Matt tonight?
A. He's with Kath (his new girlfriend) who has turned him into Thomas the Tank Engine... You know, because Kath is the Matt Controller...

by Nick your stuff March 12, 2020

Matt Yamagata

He like cool, he has glasses. He looks like of Thor were Asian, but like endgame Thor, but he’s also and Eagle Scout so add like seal team six skills in. He also like chill and does plant things so, essential backpack guy too.

Boys scouts are dumb, but I fu with Eagle Scouts like matt Yamagata

by CD Smasher March 27, 2020

Matt Dee

Short. A form of Smallness.

Matt Dee

by who's pseudonym October 16, 2010

Matt Sanchez

An alias used by males trying to get girls at the local bar or pub. Matt Sanchez is the fictional half-brother of New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez. This is believable because noone actually wants to be related to Mark Sanchez, yet he is famous and good looking enough to attract attention.

Guy: Hey, my name is Matt Sanchez, brother of New York Jets starting quarterback, Mark Sanchez
Girl: He sucks monkeyballs, but lets fuck anyway

by Sandycheeks1 December 15, 2013

Matt Brophy

A hungarian professional eater. Known for his large size.Very large size.

That matt brophy can eat a whole whale.

by The Brophinator October 29, 2008