Kali Linuxing

Lagging the fuck out because you "installed kali linux".

Jack: Have you heard of li-!$£!^&$£%?
Tom: Jack, have you been kali linuxing again?

by coulrulner January 22, 2022

Lincoln Life

noun : Refers to the "life" that a few homosexual males try to live at Lincoln College. Unfortunately, the "Lincoln Life" is no where near the extreme nature of the original FRAT LIFE. Frat life includes non-gay longboards, having sex with 9's or 10's, drinking more alcohol than water, etc. etc. On the other hand, Lincoln Life includes drinking strawberry daiquiri while watching Oprah or Dr. Phil, listening to Coldplay at parties, and "wrestling" shirtless. So basically to sum it up, Lincoln Life is a much gayer not so awesome version of FRAT LIFE.

Ugly Chick : I'm totally going to the Lincoln Life Party! I heard they're having a bouncey house, with unlimited Mike's Hard Lemonades!
Super duper Hot Chick : Naww, Frat Life party is where it's at. They have super hot, awesome, muscular dudes, and not to mention they drink beer and they're super awesome. Oh, and you're not invited cause Frat Life only hang out with Super duper Hot Chicks like me.

by Frat Star > Lincoln Life July 4, 2012

Linus

A little comminist cunt who plays Roblox and Fortnite 24/7. Usually got a little pinky dick.

“Omg stop being such a Linus!”

by Anime Trap November 14, 2018

Linussextips_

1. A very hot homosexual white man who runs a meme page with 1.6k followers on instagram also know as linus. He has a big cock. We love him

1. a very short white Male who runs a meme page
2. Hey look its that linussextips_ guy on Instagram

by PsydomD2 June 3, 2021

linux

an operating system, created solely for computer geeks like my sister to argue about

Computer Geek 1: Linux is cool
Computer Geek 2: Linux is lame

by connman August 6, 2006

Linux

A poor substitute to the God of computer software: Microsoft Windows.

"Will trade Linux for food."
"Shoo, you filthy beggar!"

by Thies July 26, 2008

linux

You have two cows.

The city council demands that you disect one of them and allow the town citizens to do whatever they want to it.
The town citizens use genetic modification to enhance choice organs.
They take several days to re-animate the cow, until they finally have a working zombie-cow that produces SuperMilk (similar to Popeye's spinach) but random organs stop every 10 seconds, forcing the people to disect it again just to fix it.

You live happily on your regular milk while the town struggles.

No, this Linux diatribe isn't copypasta.
I'm just as astounded as you.

by DonZabu March 17, 2009