Long Johnson Larry

The creepy old white man at the public swimming pool who changes butt ass naked in front of little kids with his long penis and saggy balls flopping around.

Little kid scarred for the rest of his life: “Mommy, long Johnson Larry was changing in front of me again and told me to bend over”

by Nazi nigger69 March 28, 2020

bad larry

A bad larry is a male who is always scheming or looks as though he's about to scheme. He has a sneaky demeanor and loves that you recognize it. He walks into a room with an evil smile. He plays tricks on people, puts himself way before others, and is always on the hunt for sexual conquest. Bad larrys can be of all walks of life. Black, white. Young, old. Few actually deserve the title. True bad larrys love being called one. Bad Larrys are rarely in the same room together. Theres a Bad Larry in every group. He's the one that will let you down.... but look good doing it.

your friends catch you having sex. later you walk into the room that their chilling in. Your shirts either off or open, backwards hat and shades.... and a big smile. "Look at this Bad Larry" The bad larry is proud.... never ashamed. "I can't believe you called into work and told them that bullshit about your sister dying... you're such a Bad Larry!" The Bad Larry's reason for lying? Obviouslly there was a party, booty call, or smokeout in the works.

by JeanPaulFOOL! May 30, 2007

sheel-larry

The ability to get drunk from 1 beer and start acting a fool.

Ameet pulled a sheel-larry last night when he started making out with my hamster.

by jimi marley May 17, 2008

A Larry

a Daedric devilish prince of darkness, thriving in the depths of the bottom of a fiery lake in Michigan.
Lucifers nickname.

Hey guys THE WORLD IS ENDING!!

goddamnit must be a Larry !!

by Vegathealmighty July 27, 2009

ashy larry

the extremely unfortunate, yet undeniably hilarious place in time where an unlucky individual inadvertently picks up a semi-full beer can that a smoking party guest has ashed in and drinks or chugs it

"whoaa that dipshit just got an ashy larry."

or

"who the fuck left this ashy larry"

by lburgrecluse March 18, 2008

bad larry

a derogatory name for someone whom you find masturbating in a public restroom

"Joe's beating it in the stall! Joe, you bad larry you!"

by sarpaia June 22, 2006

Bad Larry

Someone named Larry who was bad.

Sam: a Bad Larry can be because of a guy named Larry who was prob a serial killer or something bad. Now people use it as slang and that’s not ok.

Cliff: No.

by BadLarryisBad July 7, 2019