toyota land cruiser

Large Ute or SUV usually seen towing horse floats, on school runs, being towed by Nissan Safari's and rescued from sticky situations by Mitsubishi Pajero's.
Generally have reliability issues and little off road ability
Popular choice of vehicle for unrecognized militia groups in the middle east

Being defined as"That Bloke with the Toyota Land Cruiser is stuck on a curb again."

by foldeddeckchair April 22, 2017

lanced

To be outed by someone in the public media. To be forced to reveal one is homosexual.

Lance Bass was outed by the media, specifically by a blogger. He was lanced.

by Karen_ November 7, 2006

Land O Lakes

A stupid little redneck town in central Florida full of southeners and assholes. Theyre are 2 high schools. One is great, the other sucks badly. You decide which one. Sure, theyre are a few decentish people, but in general, this place is a shit-hole full of potheads and redneck old pople that will stare you down from out of their truck blasting Tim McGraw as you walk down the street. If you are reading this and just happen to live here, leave and never come back. You might just get shot by the jerk who hunts out of hunting season, or might get run over by an f-150

LOL LAND O LAKES IS A FUCKING REDNECKS

by iknowthetruth111111111111111 October 15, 2011

laced up

When marijuana is mixed in a dutch with cocaine.

Yo this sh** is laced up!

by Jason May 21, 2004

Sugar Land

Sugar Land-- probably one of the greatest suburbs ever!! So what if we wake up and pick out an aqua colored lacoste polo, some 511 skinny's, put our beautiful feet in brown leather sperry's and tuck our Louis Vuitton wallet and iPhone into our pockets?! Our parents work hard for us to have the chance to live in 750,000 dollar houses in Shiloh. And i personally enjoy driving my metallic BMW to my school (Strake Jesuit baby!!) And yes, my nanny/maid/cook/au pair is NOT english, she's ITALIAN!! But who cares... and if you're jealous too bad!

"So my old gucci wallet tore from the top!"

"Ohh crap-- how much was it?"

"Hmm.. like 400-- but my parents bought me a LV one instead.. it was only 600!"

"Ahh.. thank god we live in Sugar Land and can afford that!"

by popthecollar---strake March 31, 2009

lanced

A celebrity who is forced to admit that they're gay, notably by someone in the public media.

Neil Patrick Harris came out of the closet last week. Apparently, he was lanced by Perez Hilton.

by eyetab November 11, 2008

Land-Clam

Noun- Yet another euphemism for vagina.

Harry and I are going out trolling for land-clam.

by Goatboyrising August 23, 2005