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Shoe Laces

1. (n.) Long strings of salivation, which hang from the jowls of dogs; usually occurs when the dog in question is watching his/her master eating something that seems rather delicious (example: pizza, ice cream, chocolate, hamburgers).
Sophie: Ew! You're dog's drooling!

Lacey: It's cause the food we're eating is so delicious. She smells it, and drools like that.

Sophie: They look like shoe laces!

Lacey: Because they are.
by Schizophrenic Cannibal Lemon September 3, 2009
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lame

A term highly looked down upon by college Counselors.

Viewed as a poor substitute for the word gay.

Is often overheard by the one gay and lame person in your vicinity making it impossible to use crude slang to describe shitty situations.
Nicole: Damn I failed my test! This is gay.
Counselor: Gay is an offensive word. What if a homosexual overheard you?
Nameless friend: Yeah... use lame instead.
Counselor: Lame is offensive too. What if a lame person overheard you?
Nameless friend: How often will I be around a lame person.
Counselor: I'm lame, one of my legs is shorter then the other.
by beezy-fo-shezzy January 11, 2009
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lambshank

a word of insult. ITS FOR PWNING THE BIIAAAAAAAAAACHHHHHHHHHHH IN AN ARGUMENT.
i will pwn you, you nerd licking LAMBSHANK
by lpshow October 5, 2004
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lame

1: the character Sasuke off of the anime Naruto

2: the opposite of Gaara and Itachi from the anime Naruto

3: best definition for the kool-aid man
1: Man, that guy off of that show Naruto who is the only one that survived the Uchiha clan is so lame!

2: LAME is so the opposite of Gaara-kun and Itachi-kun!*squeal*(You know it, so just admit it)

3: la+me=Kool-aid man.
by Uchiha Alaska April 6, 2007
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lame-o

the feeling you get when you find out that mystery google no longer exists
When Ellie typed in "what happened to mystery google" on google after failed attempts to go on the site she found out it was taken down and replaced with MysteryMissions.com she felt like that was totally Lame-o
by that's lame-o March 20, 2010
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Lamesauce

1. A word describing a person or situation who is currently being "lame". This word is used in a joking way and is not to be confused with the other meaning for lame- a hurt foot.
Lily: "Hey want to come by my place to help me with my homework?"
George: "No. Do it yourself."
Lily: "Ugh, you're such a lamesauce"
by Light Kururugi September 13, 2013
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Lame pains

Emotional pains so intense at the sight of someone acting in an embarassing manner that one noticiably cringes as if the pain were felt physically.
I got some serious lame pains watching my friend attempt to entertain the masses with some less than witty jokes at the subway station.
by Brian H. Nelson October 25, 2007
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