When a man masturbates and doesn’t have a towel to clean up
He bashes the head of his penis on a door frame to wipe it off
He bashes the head of his penis on a door frame to wipe it off
by Knock on wood March 21, 2024
Get the Knock On Woodmug. I can't believe she's 'knocking out a chavvy', she's already got enough kids to make up a football team!
by Kebab42 June 3, 2023
Get the Knocking out a chavvymug. When one is expecting reward, only to receive punishment.
Instead of treated, we get tricked
Instead of kisses, we get kicked
Instead of treated, we get tricked
Instead of kisses, we get kicked
Me: Hey Mom, I took out the trash.
Mom: Oh good, now you can go dig for the recipe you just threw out.
Me: What hard knock life.
Me: Hey game developer, I found this crazy duplication exploit. As proof of concept, I duplicated a few items.
Developer: Market saturation! Permaban!
Me: Reporting bugs in this game is a hard knock life.
Mom: Oh good, now you can go dig for the recipe you just threw out.
Me: What hard knock life.
Me: Hey game developer, I found this crazy duplication exploit. As proof of concept, I duplicated a few items.
Developer: Market saturation! Permaban!
Me: Reporting bugs in this game is a hard knock life.
by Masogir November 5, 2019
Get the hard knock lifemug. 1) That's hard to knock
by AZIMOV IS OUT HERE September 2, 2021
Get the Knockmug. When your boomer parents still think that you can apply for jobs by physically going to a business and asking if there are any jobs available, just like they did back in the day, before the popularity of the internet or pre-2000.
Dad: why don't you get off your arse and get a job.
Son: I've been looking online for weeks and applied for everything I can, there's nothing new.
Dad: Your not looking hard enough, go out and knock on some doors. That's what I did when I was your age.
Son: Dad, nobody does that anymore, employers and job agencies do everything online now. Even the job centre posts their own stuff there.
Dad: omg kids these days, don't know how good they have it. When I was your age I walked 20 miles to work and back barefoot whilst carrying a bag of cole on my back, I got paid 2 bob a week, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Son: stfu dad, stop lying and get with the times.
Son: I've been looking online for weeks and applied for everything I can, there's nothing new.
Dad: Your not looking hard enough, go out and knock on some doors. That's what I did when I was your age.
Son: Dad, nobody does that anymore, employers and job agencies do everything online now. Even the job centre posts their own stuff there.
Dad: omg kids these days, don't know how good they have it. When I was your age I walked 20 miles to work and back barefoot whilst carrying a bag of cole on my back, I got paid 2 bob a week, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Son: stfu dad, stop lying and get with the times.
by ppwned May 13, 2021
Get the knock on some doorsmug. A person that isn't treated as anything, but acts the role of being a friend.
When someone isn't regarded as a person, who's feelings are ignored, and who's job is to listen and simply be here because you want to.
Someone who's only purpose is to be a helping friend, but is ignored, mostly emotionally, like they aren't even someone.
When someone isn't regarded as a person, who's feelings are ignored, and who's job is to listen and simply be here because you want to.
Someone who's only purpose is to be a helping friend, but is ignored, mostly emotionally, like they aren't even someone.
Person A: "Who's that guy over there?"
Person B: "Oh, he's Person C's friend. He doesn't really say anything and is only here when Person C needs help. No one really pays attention to him since his only role is to help and not be an actual person."
Person A: "Oh, so he's a knock-off friend."
Person B: "Oh, he's Person C's friend. He doesn't really say anything and is only here when Person C needs help. No one really pays attention to him since his only role is to help and not be an actual person."
Person A: "Oh, so he's a knock-off friend."
by ghosthandle June 11, 2022
Get the Knock-off friendmug. knocking bob means smoking bob dope / fent dope aka chunk dope. It is related to the slang term knocking chunk
by peanut coke plug November 5, 2022
Get the knocking bobmug.