Kentucky Bacon Slap

The act of applying bacon grease to your penis and then proceeding to slap your partner repeatedly in the face until you both become sore and/or climax.

<23:30:01> "Inked": gonna go kentucky bacon slap my sis

by kevinslayer69 August 15, 2015

kentucky fried curse

In 1985, the Hanshin Tigers won the Japan Series (baseball). Their supporters looked for player look-alikes and convinced them to jump into a river than ran through Osaka. When they couldn't find a look-alike for Randy Bass (a bearded white American), they went to a nearby KFC store, took the statue of Colonel Sanders, and dumped it into the river.

The Tigers haven't won a Japan Series since, and their fans will tell you that the reason is because Colonel Sanders hasn't been found since that time, either.

I'll tell you the real reason why they haven't won a Japan Series since 1985... it's because their team is absolute shite and are nothing compared to the team from Fukuoka.

by KRHimself June 10, 2006

Kentucky Cordon Bleu

The simple yet eloquent dish composed of a hot dog topped with ham and American cheese.

Man I'm pretty hungry, got a hankering for a Kentucky Cordon Bleu

by oorah72 December 28, 2009

Kentucky Hand Job

When cleaning your cock and balls after giving yourself a Kentucky Blow Job (spitting dip spit on yourself while taking a shit because you missed the toilet), you say screw it and wank one off while using the tobacco juice as lube.

Nasty! I just gave myself a Kentucky Blow Job! Oh well....might as well just finish it off and give myself a Kentucky Hand Job.

by Darkside OX August 21, 2009

Kentucky hug

An inappropriate and uncomfortably long embrace from a family member or authority figure.

Whenever Uncle Ralphie showed up for dinner, children had to squirm out of his Kentucky hug.

by chikoon December 2, 2020

Kentucky Mudslide

A Kentucky mudslide is when you slip in another persons/ animals feces and let out a little feces yourself

Billy: I was at the farm yesterday and slipped in some cow shit and shit myself in the process

Trevor: I didn't know the forecast called for a Kentucky mudslide

kentucky mudslide kentucky mudslide shit

by DeathDisco June 8, 2016

Kentucky Hello

When you freeze a mayonnaise jar until it turns to slush and afterwards boil it. Once the previous steps are completed you dip your tip in the jar.

Kentucky Hello is a fine way to say I love you.

by Dipping the tip May 11, 2016