Her: who closes the door on a bus
Me: you stupid bitch *slaps*
Her: uhh daddy
Her: y u do that
Me: it’s July 18
Me: you stupid bitch *slaps*
Her: uhh daddy
Her: y u do that
Me: it’s July 18
by Yourmomfavoritemexican November 22, 2021
Get the July 18mug. by rickroll enthusiast July 28, 2021
Get the July 28mug. by Ideklol. July 21, 2021
Get the July 21mug. the day the hottest most beautiful sexy yet cute handsome gorgeous funniest most lovable people alive were born!!
by Chaiilatte June 19, 2023
Get the July 17thmug. Born on this day, so bright and fair,
Are those with hearts and minds to share,
With kindness and charm in ample supply,
They light up the world with a gleam in their eye.
July 9th brings forth a special breed,
With a spirit that's strong and a heart that's freed,
They're born leaders with a vision so clear,
And never shy away from a challenge or fear.
Their wit and humor are hard to match,
And their words can light up any catch,
With a joy for life that's simply contagious,
They inspire others to live life outrageously.
So here's to those born on July 9th,
May their lives be filled with love and light,
May they always shine with the warmth of the sun,
And bring happiness to everyone.
Are those with hearts and minds to share,
With kindness and charm in ample supply,
They light up the world with a gleam in their eye.
July 9th brings forth a special breed,
With a spirit that's strong and a heart that's freed,
They're born leaders with a vision so clear,
And never shy away from a challenge or fear.
Their wit and humor are hard to match,
And their words can light up any catch,
With a joy for life that's simply contagious,
They inspire others to live life outrageously.
So here's to those born on July 9th,
May their lives be filled with love and light,
May they always shine with the warmth of the sun,
And bring happiness to everyone.
by Cloud 24 June 24, 2023
Get the July 9thmug. by lilyeeterboner69 December 2, 2019
Get the NO Jack Julymug. A challenge similar to No Fap September that consists in not defecating during the entire month of July. (Pissing is allowed)
Person: I haven't pooped in three days but I just can't take it anymore. Should I just poop already, doctor?
Doctor: You're not a quitter, are you? Take some of these antidiarrheal pills and you'll be just fine.
Person: Thanks, doctor! Have a great No Poop July.
Doctor: You're not a quitter, are you? Take some of these antidiarrheal pills and you'll be just fine.
Person: Thanks, doctor! Have a great No Poop July.
by BigBlackCow July 8, 2020
Get the No Poop Julymug.