Mike: the other day i was drivin down the street and i almost hit a Juan Paco who was trying to sell me oranges
JR: yea you gotta watch out for them there everywhere here in southern california
JR: yea you gotta watch out for them there everywhere here in southern california
by Mike_aka_007 December 14, 2008
Get the juan pacomug. by Surenut September 13, 2021
Get the Juanmug. by SoftBoiledPotatoo98 October 15, 2020
Get the Juanmug. Juan seems like a very happy dude but sometimes that's not the case hes low-key depressed as fuck but even though he goes through a lot he tries to make people happy and cheer them up. He also is very loving and obsessive once he falls in love with some one he'll never stop thinking about them and he loves them so much it hurts him physically and mentally he want them and them only. Juan is also very good with words whenever he wants to be good with words. If you ever catch him staring at you just know hes admiring your beauty
by kaykay88883 August 21, 2023
Get the Juanmug. "don't talk to me till I've had coffee"?
psh
whatever
don't talk to ME till I've spent 20 min blazing through a Juan Valdez jacuzzi
psh
whatever
don't talk to ME till I've spent 20 min blazing through a Juan Valdez jacuzzi
by CoraMunroBoat June 12, 2017
Get the Juan Valdez Jacuzzimug. TL: Masamang damo, taong hindi namamatay. Malaking balimbing rin ayon kay Cory Aquino.
EN: Bad person and an immortal man. A massive turncoat according to Cory Aquino.
EN: Bad person and an immortal man. A massive turncoat according to Cory Aquino.
TL: Uy tingnan mo, nagka-COVID si Juan Ponce Enrile, pero ayaw ni Satanas na mamatay siya dahil baka mapatalsik siya ni Enrile sa impeyrno
EN: Hey look, Juan Ponce Enrile got COVID, but Satan does not want him to die because he might be overthrown by Enrile in hell.
EN: Hey look, Juan Ponce Enrile got COVID, but Satan does not want him to die because he might be overthrown by Enrile in hell.
by Shitsta_sucks July 22, 2022
Get the Juan Ponce Enrilemug. 