Pablo Juan

Person: Look its Pablo Juan
by Joan Laporta November 23, 2021
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The juan noodle

A sex position that entails "one noodle" someone playing with themself.
"What's your favorite posish?"
"The juan noodle"
by Leefry November 13, 2023
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the juan noodle

a sex position where an individual sucks their own massive fucking balls, not the dick, just the balls. skip the noodle.
"yo i just did the juan noodle fr"
"what the fuck is the juan noodle"
"my balls hurt"
by JuanNoodleEnthusiast69 November 26, 2023
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The Juan Noodle

Nobody knows where it came from, or what it truly is. But, the Juan Noodle has stood the test of time as a top-level sex position. It will continue to baffle the great minds of science, and pleasure those who assume the position.
Brotherrr! Me and McKenna did the Juan Noodle after doggy last night!
by BOOTS; The man not the cat. November 19, 2023
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Wuji Juan

Wuji Juan(乌鸡卷) is a kind of sliced luncheon meat which is made of Wuji(乌鸡) meat.
Wuji: a kind of special chicken species origined from China and it is famous for its darker color meat. It is believed this kind of meat is much more flavoured and contains more nutritions than average chicken.
Hey, wanna add some sliced beef and Wuji Juan in your hot pot?
by Link_night November 29, 2022
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Juan Simon

A Juan Simon is a very funny guy and a strong guy. Don’t mess with a Juan Simon because he will beat you in a second
Guy 1: Do you regret something

Guy2: Messing with a Juan Simon
by Si mi December 08, 2018
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juan simon

The best person in the world. Typically he is smart funny and awesome. He is the best
by Bkjhkdmdudj November 24, 2016
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