The bestest friends you will ever meet, they fight sometimes and they kinda act like a old marry couple but are strictly just friends. they really love each other (as friends) very very much and they tell each other everything. they talk on the phone for hours and never get bored, and they are always there for each other
Jeremiah and Jordan are the bestest friends
by alexanderhamilton05 November 26, 2018
by jordan waaland December 12, 2017
Two people who are meant for eachother, both like memes and are sexually attracted to eachother (probably) both are lowkey retarded
by Kink is pink June 18, 2017
by anonymoussssss__ February 22, 2021
The cutest couple you will ever meet. They are very romantic and take things slow, but once the get started, they won’t stop. They are going to last forever and get married. They are the couple everyone wants to be. But they do get into fights every now and then. If you know a Megan and a Jordan, get them together, because they will be perfect
“omg! Is that Megan and Jordan! They are sooo cute together, I wish I could have a relationship like theirs” relationship goals
by Cooolio2345 March 17, 2018
in it's simplest form.... a beast.
A man who is a bad mutha. Most likely a ninja or some other bad ass profession, such as porn star, elected official, super-athlete or even C.E.O. of your mom. Disclaimer: Will fornicate with any friends hot mom with out regret. A Jordan is a cold blooded panty bandit with the future in his eyes and fire spewing from his mouth.
A Jordan usually makes good money, certainly more than you, yet your not exactly sure how. An enigma will spontaneously combust if ever to come into contact with a Jordan.
A jordan can be found in Public places such as cities, towns, or Canadian territories. A Jordan can also be found in the isolation of the deep wild where he may be pondering ponderous thoughts of the very existence of time and space which would cause lesser men's heads to implode in the manner of a rather disturbing sucking sound.
I digress explaining a Jordan any further would simply take away from the only pleasure you will know for the next 20 minutes. The basking in of the the thought of the very essence that is. A jordan.
Woman A: Hey do you see that hot guy walking this way?
Woman B: OMG he just checked you out.
Woman A: Umm I think I'm pregnant.
Woman B: Wow I think that was Jordan sylvester. Your such a bitch.
A man who is a bad mutha. Most likely a ninja or some other bad ass profession, such as porn star, elected official, super-athlete or even C.E.O. of your mom. Disclaimer: Will fornicate with any friends hot mom with out regret. A Jordan is a cold blooded panty bandit with the future in his eyes and fire spewing from his mouth.
A Jordan usually makes good money, certainly more than you, yet your not exactly sure how. An enigma will spontaneously combust if ever to come into contact with a Jordan.
A jordan can be found in Public places such as cities, towns, or Canadian territories. A Jordan can also be found in the isolation of the deep wild where he may be pondering ponderous thoughts of the very existence of time and space which would cause lesser men's heads to implode in the manner of a rather disturbing sucking sound.
I digress explaining a Jordan any further would simply take away from the only pleasure you will know for the next 20 minutes. The basking in of the the thought of the very essence that is. A jordan.
Woman A: Hey do you see that hot guy walking this way?
Woman B: OMG he just checked you out.
Woman A: Umm I think I'm pregnant.
Woman B: Wow I think that was Jordan sylvester. Your such a bitch.
by prooooo June 12, 2013
He’s the kind of guy who always bangs out the gym, tries to prove to his friends that he’s cool by climbing things like cranes and trees. He likes to get suspended and tongue crusty Asian lesbians. He also has a forehead the size of the river Nile and above all else, he’s a fucking loyal twat
by The Rich Chigger December 20, 2018