Jordan Patterson

the definition of absolute trash

“raccoons love digging in jordan patterson”

by 123shoes😛 January 2, 2022

Jordan

He pulls weights every chance he gets which makes his face go red. Likes to sing, bang on walls and twerk when he gets bored. Brings a whole ass motorcycle to school. Camps in a bush and eats flowers. He appears extremely confident and sometimes fibs to appear superior but he doesn't need to because he's actually a kind-hearted person that shouldn't seek further validation and should just be himself.

Josh: Jordan's aim in life is to be a stripper
Grace: Thank you Jordan for the biltong
Seth: Jordan's a bush camper

by drpepperm1nt February 21, 2022

Jordan

Really nice guy and the perfect boyfriend

Jordan is my perfect guy

by B3LLA-R0S April 4, 2022

Jordan Hall Floor 3

Haiden has a GIANT Penis.

Evan is one sexy motherfuxker.

Jordan Hall Floor 3
Wow Haiden has a huge Penis!

Omg I’m going to Cum, Evan is coming.

by Filed in April 6, 2022

Jordan

A dumb motherfucker that gets mad at anything. He's insecure, and has a need to be always on top.

Jordan is a dumbass

by Frank McCain April 29, 2022

Jordan

Jordan is a self centered person who thinks they are better than everyone. Jordan is mostly a black male or sometimes female

Jordan thinks he/she is better than everyone

by hellochildperson May 22, 2022

Jordan

A unit of measurement: specifically, the smallest measurable unit of work.

"This place is a mess! Has anybody done any work in here?"
"Jordan, just about."

by Fles September 21, 2022