Jesse

An absolute fuckin piece of shit

“Woah fuck is that Jesse over there? Fuck that guy”

“Jesse got the Nicest cock in the land”

by Gnarpuss November 23, 2021

Jesse

Jesse, is the type of guy you will want to be with. He's strong, nice, and caring. Every time you feel alone, your friend Jesse will always be there to cheer you up. Everytime you want to sing, he will want to sing with you. He doesn't like math, but loves reading. Every time they give him a math test, he will always get 100 percent. He will always read when he's at school. He will make a team to defend his friends from bullying. Jesse loves to make friends. If your alone, go ask a boy named jesse! He may be girly, but don't judge people! #jesselovessinging #jesserocks #jesseisstrong

Jesse is kind and a sweet guy, he will always sing with you.

by MitchieTheNiceGirl June 30, 2018

myspace jesse

Myspace Jesse is and was one of the hottest guys ever to be on myspace. He was extremely popular and almost every girl in the world wanted him. He is more popular than Justin Bieber. No one ever will be more popular or hotter than myspace Jesse. He defines God.

See that guy over there, he's a wanna be myspace jesse.

by jessemichaelnj January 23, 2012

jesse

the man to flip a truck

jesse's friend: weres my truck?

by some kid took my name February 4, 2020

Jesse

Has a massive booty

Look at jesses ass🥵

by Logan LaFagg December 7, 2021

jesse tweak

a level of tweaking that is far above any from of tweaking. studies made that Jesse's tweak far exponentially more than any other name. therefore if you tweak a much higher level. it is Jesse Tweak.

man that guy is Jesse Tweaking. He is out of it.

by SlangMaster35 November 2, 2021

Jesse Lover

Someone who has sexual relations with a certain brown haired Jesse.

I’m a jesse lover

by Charles Dickens Rodney February 1, 2022