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Jade Monkey 

The holy matramony of cheep beer (colt 45, OE) and Lime-ade.

Rio only had limeade, so Alex had to fix himself a jade monkey instead of a brass monkey
Jade Monkey by Enorelbot September 25, 2007
A group of idiots masquerading as intellectuals. They've declared themselves a scene, and at the same time decried the entire concept of scenesterism. On top of that they lack a decent grasp of the English language, and rather than constructing actual sentences they string together arrangements of incoherent words, more intent on creating phrases based on the floral sound of the expression than actually producing reason or logic.

See: www.myspace.com/jadelmakeszombies
The following is writ by members of Jadel.

Q: What is Jadel?
A: Jadel is a social scene with no intent of making followers. Jadel is a culture of specific beings. Jadel is a revolution of self-analysis. Jadel is an an epidemic based on creating social autism. Jadel is what everyone wishes they could be. and mainly, Jadel is a style defined by the people who join.
Jadel is not scene or HxC, hXc HARDxfuckingxCore, a SceneDream, Scene Group, Major Alcoholics, Alternative people, small children, babies, kids, Indie-dancers, Perfectionists, Nihilists, Nazi's, Fascists, Metal-heads, or Cowboys.*

Q: Where is Jadel from?
A: I Dunno.**

Q: How do I become legit for Jadel?
A: By rendering your soul from your body and then eating it. Or messaging Jadel and stating why you think you are legit.
Note: Being a freind of Jadel does not make you Jadel.

*Note: 'Animals' was left out intentionally.
** Susceptible to change.
jadel by vbelmont May 10, 2008
the world's biggest THOT. Cannot go a day without flexing or being a thot.
That girl is being such a jaden and i hate her
Jaden by ttv ouug luke March 27, 2019

Jaden Giang 

A childish, annoying person with a squeaky voice. When he sees someone, especially his (close) friends, instead of saying hello, he calls them gay and shit. He thinks he is awesome but in fact, he sucks more than a collapsed star.
Person 1: hey, ya gay.
Person 2: Shut up Jaden Giang.
Jaden Giang by cool demon October 7, 2011

Jade's Ass 

Jades ass will make your head turn fast. It's thicc af and you just can't stop thinking about getting a piece of it to yourself. Her ass will make you change the way you think of other asses.
GAH DAYYUMM! LOOK AT DAY SHIT BRUH TF JADE'S ASS IMMA PASS OUT!!
Fun loving and out going person. She loves to play sports and is a smart girl. She is funny and will make you smile any time your around her.
Jade is so good at sports.
Jade by Soccerlover735 March 22, 2017