jackamahole

A word used to describe someone who is both a jackass and an asshole.

Did you hear Reggie Miller pronounce Rasheed Wallace's name as RAW-sheed? Then he tried once again to claim that Tayshaun Prince's block on him in the 2004 playoffs was goaltending!

Yeah, Reggie Miller is such a jackamahole.

by halo0 January 9, 2009

jack your jaw

Jacking someone's jaw is another way of saying to beat someone up. To punch someone in the face, around the jaw area.

Hey dude back off my girl! I'm gonna jack your jaw!

by justinm2010 May 28, 2010

Jack-Hole

1. The combination of a Jack-Ass, and an Ass-Hole.

2. Someone who thinks they're better then everyone else, and resorts to petty name calling when they're angry.

(ex. 1)
Wow, Mitch is such a Jack-Hole, he called me a dork yesterday because I mentioned a video game... - Mic

Yeah, I don't get why he thinks he's so cool... Everyone hates him - Morgan

(ex. 2)
Why do those two hang out with that Jack-Hole - Guy 1

I don't know, I guess they've got no other friends - Guy 2

by The Mysterious Mister M April 22, 2010

I'm all right Jack!

(originally: "Fuck you, Jack, I'm all right!!" - described the bitter dismay of sailors ("jacks") returning home after wartime in the Navy to find themselves not treated as patriots or heroes, but ignored / sneered at by a selfish, complacent, get-ahead society - phrase was subsequently toned down for acceptable general use.)
Attitude of "every man for himself, survival of the fittest, devil take the hindmost", ... but also, that all the possible advantages (however gained), success (however won) and satisfaction (whatever the cost to others) belong to me first!" Narrow-focus, narrow-gauge pseudo-Darwinian selfishness glorified as a sensible philosophy of society and life.

People who find it hard to say "I'm all right Jack!" outright, say to anyone they find no longer useful: "I'm trying to get my life in order right now, so can you respect that, please?!..." (just before they throw themselves laughing into more fun and merry chaos!)

by kofi May 19, 2003

jick-jack

messing around, dawdling, dilly-dallying.

Quit jick-jacking around! We've got to get in the car and go!

by Silas Almgren January 2, 2008

jackage

Material - pictures or videos used for jacking off.

Man, Mister Fister has some high-quality jackage for the discriminating gentleman.

by Mister_Fister May 27, 2006

Jack Squat

Another way to say Jack Shit.

there are users on this website who do not know jack squat about writing a good definition.

by Light Joker May 21, 2004