what i call myself in Town of Salem
by Primal Diglett December 2, 2020
Get the Juan Kingmug. The Juan Noodle is a sexual position where the man and woman make eye to eye contact laying side to side, front of the body towards each other. The man inserts himself in the woman, with her putting one leg above his, interlocked like two noodles on a fork being slurped into the mouth of a Mexican cowboy.
by hironakamura_ November 12, 2023
Get the Juan noodlemug. TL: Masamang damo, taong hindi namamatay. Malaking balimbing rin ayon kay Cory Aquino.
EN: Bad person and an immortal man. A massive turncoat according to Cory Aquino.
EN: Bad person and an immortal man. A massive turncoat according to Cory Aquino.
TL: Uy tingnan mo, nagka-COVID si Juan Ponce Enrile, pero ayaw ni Satanas na mamatay siya dahil baka mapatalsik siya ni Enrile sa impeyrno
EN: Hey look, Juan Ponce Enrile got COVID, but Satan does not want him to die because he might be overthrown by Enrile in hell.
EN: Hey look, Juan Ponce Enrile got COVID, but Satan does not want him to die because he might be overthrown by Enrile in hell.
by Shitsta_sucks July 22, 2022
Get the Juan Ponce Enrilemug. Short fat boy who eats a lot of tortas and is obsessed With fortnite he can never stop playing and eating,
by Zbsjxbshdhsjdj May 20, 2020
Get the Juanmug. by Heartbroken1235 December 12, 2019
Get the Juanmug. 
