Get real

When allu messes up his m'1s so bad oh my fucking god it is a single button it ain't that hard jesus christ cmon man just hit the damn button.

Guys he is about to Get real

by The one known as H July 10, 2022

real estate

space on a board

Oh my god Benjamin, with that many photos, your photo board will have no more real estate!

by ahuyhuyy July 25, 2022

the real thing

1. Coca-Cola.

2. Masturbation.

1. The stars will always shine; the birds will always sing. As long as there is thirst, there's always the real thing.

2. "Sex is good, but it's not the real thing." -Adam Carolla

by NSFMr2K December 29, 2003

Real World

The program that screwed MTV over...DAMN YOU REAL WORLD

A typical conversation in the real world:
Skank 1: "OMG (Insert name here) you're such a bitch!
Skank 2: Well maybe if your greedy ass didn't steal that penny, I wouldn't be a bitch, eh!!??

(Gets stupider EVERY year!)

by A2P December 7, 2004

Keep it real

a closing statement used to say goodbye and often by Christians as a reminder to keep their faith real - as in not hypocritical.

(after a bible study has ended) Later bro, keep it real!

by ling-James December 12, 2009

dead for real

Dead for real is not as bad as bieng dead serious, but not as simple as bieng for real...so you are serious but not too serious

I'm dead for real, dat bitch came up to me and rolled her goddamn eyes.

by southerngurl May 14, 2005

That's just the Real

A phrase used to emphasis the reality or the truth of the situation; to describe an issue that his been stripped of cultural relativism; a no spin zone.

"that's just The Real."

by Songshand October 21, 2007