irish settler

When the man holds his cock, and the woman grabs his arm and yanks it for him.

Your mom hands out the best Irish settler!

by i am ur trick bitch May 26, 2009

Irish Twist

Recently, scientists have discovered the last page of the kama sutra was ripped out. This page is rumored to contain the steps to the ultimate sex move, which has been nicknamed the "irish twist". It is protected by a small group of sex gods, lead by OG MUDBONE, known as the Order of the Orgasm. Each member knows one step, and will only pass it on to their disciple before they die. All who search for the secrets of the irish twist have been found, killed by over-intense orgasms. Some key steps are predicted to be an industrial washing machine, a leprechaun or two, and a thunderstorm. After the irish twist is complete, a man will be able to find the extremely elusive Z-spot, then die from his orgasm. After 69 days, his penis will rise and he will rule the world

OG Mudbone is the only man alive who can control the power of the irish twist.

by xtremeirishman October 25, 2014

Irish Kiss

the act of two bearded men, one being a ginger, rubbing beards/faces together.

When Seamus O'Flannery, a stout ginger man, saw his lost mate after a time he got extremely excited. In the past couple months Seamus's mate had grown a beard and they both knew it was time for some serious Irish kissing.

by valet6969 September 23, 2011

Irish Trash Can

An alcoholic beverage.

1 part Curacao Blue
1 part Gin
1 part Rum
1 part Peach Schnapps
1 part Triple Sec
1 part Vodka
1 can Red Bull

This drink is green and tastes like candy. Very popular around St. Patrick's Day, but great for any occasion.

I had two Irish Trash Cans for St. Patrick's Day this year. They were sooooooooo fuckin good!

by ItsThatTyGuy August 31, 2012

Irish Shiner

Polishing a woman's ass using a spit-shine method, for the purpose of using your spit as an anal lube.

"Hey, I gave your wife an Irish Shiner last night."

by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008

Irish Toothache

When you eat something spicy, and the next time you poop, your butthole burns.

"I shouldn't have eaten that jalapeño burger last night! Now I've got an Irish toothache!"

by JemIsJerrica January 20, 2017

Irish Pedicure

To chunder on the feet of a bystander whom is barefoot or in any form of open footwear. Usually occurs without warning after prolonged alcohol consumption, particularly in warm climates.

Aw jaysis, O'Sullivan's given me an Irish Pedicure again!

by Akael May 26, 2016