I love school because i can go to Instagram, Snapchat, Twitter and Facebook when ever i like but i should delete my history.
by Boyyyyyyy. June 22, 2019
Get the School mug.A place you go ever since 6 years old. You go to school when your probably 3 too, but is more more fun and makes up childhood. As soon as you get older, the more boring and painful it is.
Language Arts - A boring class where you art taught a language you speak fluently, and they treat you like English is your second language. Other than that, it's making less fluent at English.
Math - The most pounding thing on the planet. The math they teach is confusing and hard. Math is also an Acronym for "Mental Abuse To Humans". There is some interesting math subjects, but it's not taught in school, such as the 4th Dimension and 1D nets. The only fun thing about Math is that you can get a calculator and spell "Boobies" on it or type 7734 and flip it upside down, saying "This is what school actually is"
Homework - You've already sat longer than the age of the known universe in your chair, Teacher's are like "How about you thing this home?" and no, they don't do anything about it other than an F-. Homework can even cause health problems. One girl suicide-jump herself off a 17 story building over homework.
Waking up - So you said that you want to stay up until midnight? Well think again. When your mom comes into your room she will pull the covers and make you wake up all of a sudden, which isn't really a healthy thing.
Language Arts - A boring class where you art taught a language you speak fluently, and they treat you like English is your second language. Other than that, it's making less fluent at English.
Math - The most pounding thing on the planet. The math they teach is confusing and hard. Math is also an Acronym for "Mental Abuse To Humans". There is some interesting math subjects, but it's not taught in school, such as the 4th Dimension and 1D nets. The only fun thing about Math is that you can get a calculator and spell "Boobies" on it or type 7734 and flip it upside down, saying "This is what school actually is"
Homework - You've already sat longer than the age of the known universe in your chair, Teacher's are like "How about you thing this home?" and no, they don't do anything about it other than an F-. Homework can even cause health problems. One girl suicide-jump herself off a 17 story building over homework.
Waking up - So you said that you want to stay up until midnight? Well think again. When your mom comes into your room she will pull the covers and make you wake up all of a sudden, which isn't really a healthy thing.
Mom: You are now gonna go to preschool!
Child: Yay I'm going to preschool to make friends!
13 years later
Child (Now an Adolescent): Mom school is ruining my life
Child: Yay I'm going to preschool to make friends!
13 years later
Child (Now an Adolescent): Mom school is ruining my life
by 7point92x57mauser June 24, 2019
Get the School mug.by AnimeLove123 June 26, 2019
Get the School mug.Me: god why won’t my targets stop moving for one second
Person talking to everyone in my room for some reason: get back in your seat this is a school
Person talking to everyone in my room for some reason: get back in your seat this is a school
by Picklelord July 3, 2019
Get the School mug.by Yeetyeetrrfetus July 9, 2019
Get the School mug.
It isn't forcing you to be with people you dont like it actually encourages antibullying, people just suck. It looks like a prison because people keep skipping and such making them have to keep you in, that and they're trying to keep bad people out. It teaches "un needed courses" because you dont completely know what you want until college or maybe highschool. Just because some teachers are crappy doesnt mean school is, school is not just one thing it is simply a branch from the government that is constantly mistreated by other people's stupidity. You wanna blame someone for your drama blame people or the school board or even the government if you wanna be cliche, school is not the problem because its not one thing its more of an idea being poorly carried out.
person 1: "hey where are you going after summer break"
person 2: "oh, i forgot its name but the school down the street where you learn important subjects for the future and subjects just in case a plan fails"
person 1: "dude, thats every school"
person 2: "oh, i forgot its name but the school down the street where you learn important subjects for the future and subjects just in case a plan fails"
person 1: "dude, thats every school"
by stopbeingdumb220 July 30, 2019
Get the School mug.