Jungle Snake: (noun) A beautiful woman that you take home drunk from the bar but when you go to do the deed a massive snake hits you in the forehead
Man I brought this girl home last night, she was hotter than Shakira in a too piece, but when we went to do the deed it hit me in the face, it was at that point that I knew, this was not a woman, this was a Jungle Snake
by farmtruck532 November 23, 2022
Get the Jungle Snakemug. When you haven’t shaved your pubic area for a number of weeks and you’re having sexual intercourse with 3 persons and while penetrating one from the behind you beat said person repeatedly with a pillow
by LemonSwirl September 3, 2017
Get the Jungle pillowmug. The type of pussy you would get lost in, typically hairy af, but not in all cases. If you can get lost in it, you have found yourself a Fungle Jungle my friend.
by NippleNOJBBk July 2, 2018
Get the fungle junglemug. by F-alex October 4, 2025
Get the Jungle Deermug. 1. A dick with a lot of pubes to where it cannot be seen
2. A small dick that cannot be seen in its pubes
3. The weird sensation of a small dick within a lot of pubes, invisible to the naked eye
2. A small dick that cannot be seen in its pubes
3. The weird sensation of a small dick within a lot of pubes, invisible to the naked eye
by Butters732 September 29, 2018
Get the Dick Junglemug. by YetiPOL November 4, 2023
Get the Jungle Carnivalmug. A joke that is barbaric in nature and lacks sophistication. These jokes originated in the jungle where the people rely on cruelty and mean-spirit actions with no punchline and essentially teasing another individual. Children often starts off with cruel jokes (jungle joke) but eventually matures and learns more sophisticated joking skills. Some adults may never evolve and continues to use jungle jokes as a means to be funny while other adults have graduated intellectually.
Misty only understood jungle jokes so she poured paint on Lisa’s dress. Misty laughed but Lisa and her peers saw this act as cruel. Misty did not know that jungle jokes are inappropriate in certain settings.
by Birdstheword July 5, 2022
Get the Jungle Jokemug.