space-jammed

1. verb. Generally used to describe the certain kicking of butt. Essentially, it means you took a severe wallopping.

1. Watch your back, shoe thief, 'cause I'm gonna space-jam your ass!
2. Oo nasty bruise, shoe thief, you got space-jammed.

by lizzip April 20, 2005

Jam Locked

To Chill Meaning Jam out and the Locked stands for the area is locked by your crew and kno one can enter this domain.

Yo conor we got this area jam locked boi.

by Crunk Bastard December 26, 2008

jam-shocked

to be jam-shocked: the inability to drive faster than 40 m/h even though the traffic jam has dissolved completely

I could not make it to work in time again. The I5 was completely jam-shocked after rush hour.

by Britta Daudert September 27, 2007

cyber jam

When too much info us uploaded onto a server that it has to put some in a queue in order to relieve strain on the server.

Maybe i didn't get your text because i'm just so popular that i have like 50 messages waiting to get into my phone that they get into a cyber jam.

by coinroller January 10, 2008

dusty jam

when old people stop in the middle of the isle at the suppermarket causing a people jam.

man1:dude what took you so long?
man2:i got stuck in a dusty jam when some old fogie couldn't decide on a soup.

by tomcon5 February 28, 2009

jam towel

An Urban title for a tampon

Judy, you got a jam towel; it's my time of the month?

by I-Have-No-Name! January 18, 2009

squat jam

listening to your ipod while taking a shit

I just finished squat jamming

by Dr. King January 12, 2009