Wind off a stone

The purest and most potent chemical fart that a person can produce as a result of farting when needing to poo.

Context: When you hold onto a brown monstrosity that is awaiting birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric hell will persistently emit strong, disgraceful gas, whilst sitting in its forbidden fleshy purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themselves.

Bloody hell what smells like half digested road kill covered in diarrhoea?

Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, it was pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining thanksgiving, grandma.

by Windy Frank June 5, 2024

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Wind chiming

An action, two pairs of ballsacks politely tapping together during sex

I could totally hear Adam and Jeff wind chiming upstairs last night!

by Nastyb August 5, 2022

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The wind

A term that refers to when something is weird or odd in a piece of media, but it is dismissed.

Must've been the wind

by Feeds2121 September 4, 2025

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Wind-browned

When the skin is in contact with the wind long enough to cause a temporary color change to brown.

His face was wind-browned in a matter of days after he took the job.

by Canniblcupcak June 10, 2018

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16th wind

Similar to second wind. 16th wind is experienced when one has exhausted all forms of energy but is confronted with a sexual act of some sort. 16th wind is the reserve reserve reserve energy the body keeps in case of such emergencies .

He was so tired he couldn't even stand but his girl came in with a on sundress and boom he got the power to grab some booty.
16th wind.

by Smuckers 3300 September 29, 2019

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