by Jesterjinx November 23, 2021

by throwy February 12, 2023

When your girlfriend won't wake up after a party night, you brush your teeth with minty toothpaste, and tongue dart her bunny-hole until she agrees to get up and make you breakfast.
Danielle was so sleepy on Sunday morning, I had to give her a Paris Alarm Clock to get her naked, lazy body out of bed.
by The Violent Yoda November 19, 2023

what's the big clock on that wall
by my dang name bootiehole man November 23, 2020

by highpanther February 28, 2009

Someone who putts in minimal effort, wastes time. people who do not participate.
in a classroom setting, a shit clock is someone who does not take interest in the class.
in a classroom setting, a shit clock is someone who does not take interest in the class.
Jeff didn't contribute anything in that meeting, he's such a shit clock!
We all had to stay late because of that shit clock!
They didn't pass because they were being such shit clocks.
We all had to stay late because of that shit clock!
They didn't pass because they were being such shit clocks.
by LuckyLock August 28, 2018

A rule that MLB was going to enforce on the pitcher that stipulates the pitcher is charged with a balk after a period of time expires.
by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019
