Clock Blocked

When you are having a wet dream but your alarm clock goes off right when you are about to get to the best part.
Nicholas was cranky the other day because he said he got clock blocked.
by JungleNugget May 02, 2016
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Poo O Clock

The time of day that heard animals all defecate at once.
It seems to be Poo O Clock in the afternoon.
by Kid with assburgars May 15, 2024
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Alarm Clock Decision

A decision to do something or go somewhere that you won't make until the day it happens. Coined by talk radio host Mark Belling on February 12, 2020.
Am I going out of town tomorrow? It will be an alarm clock decision.
by drbeagle February 24, 2020
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hit the clock

to turn 18
guy 1: damn, she's kinda fine. i don't think she looks old enough so i'll ask her when she is going to hit the clock

guy 2: that's really weird bro
by blubloobglue August 14, 2021
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Tour de Clock

Having 6 28-hour days a week, essentially skipping an entire day.
Jerry: I woke up at 6 pm, man!
Tom: Wow, you starting a Tour de Clock today?
by Korinthos February 19, 2014
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bumping clocks

The act of providing incremental updates to a piece of hardware such as a smartphone, CPU or wearable device in the form of marginal spec bumps instead of releasing a revolutionary device.

Usually requires you to buy an entirely new device to get, for example, slightly more internal storage space or a marginally better CPU speed.

Usually done by hardware manufactures such as Apple, Motorola and Qualcomm.

The goal is to make as much money off of existing technology as possible before spending money to innovate.
I really hope that Merrifield and the next iteration of it are good and I hope Logan is great too because no one is competing with Qualcomm so they are literally sitting on their asses trying get another year out of bumping clocks on Krait.
by Spirit Bear March 11, 2014
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wall clock

wall clock is a character from pororo the little penguin, he is tontong's assitant, he's also so so BUT SO HOT that he should be on sexypedia wiki, he might also be the first clock sexyman ever
WALL CLOCK IS SO FUCKING HOT I WANT HIM TO FUCK ME SO BAD
by _voidofthemoonxx_ March 02, 2024
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