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Clocked

I clocked his ass.

Bro he got clocked.
by Jesterjinx November 23, 2021
mugGet the Clockedmug.

Clock

Clock a term used to refer the wait time before a relationship ship begins (talking stage)
Carlos how’s clock going?
by throwy February 12, 2023
mugGet the Clockmug.

Paris Alarm Clock

When your girlfriend won't wake up after a party night, you brush your teeth with minty toothpaste, and tongue dart her bunny-hole until she agrees to get up and make you breakfast.
Danielle was so sleepy on Sunday morning, I had to give her a Paris Alarm Clock to get her naked, lazy body out of bed.
by The Violent Yoda November 19, 2023
mugGet the Paris Alarm Clockmug.

clock

a large Circle that hangs on the wall and ticks and tells you the time
what's the big clock on that wall
by my dang name bootiehole man November 23, 2020
mugGet the clockmug.

bowls-o-clock

Time to smoke a nice fat bowl of weed.
B: Hey, do you know what time it is?
Me: 7:30?
B: IT'S BOWLS-O-CLOCK
by highpanther February 28, 2009
mugGet the bowls-o-clockmug.

Shit clock

Someone who putts in minimal effort, wastes time. people who do not participate.
in a classroom setting, a shit clock is someone who does not take interest in the class.
Jeff didn't contribute anything in that meeting, he's such a shit clock!
We all had to stay late because of that shit clock!
They didn't pass because they were being such shit clocks.
by LuckyLock August 28, 2018
mugGet the Shit clockmug.

clock balk

A rule that MLB was going to enforce on the pitcher that stipulates the pitcher is charged with a balk after a period of time expires.
He should be charged with a clock balk.
by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019
mugGet the clock balkmug.

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