by eFor2 September 16, 2023
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in school we've all had different words like this but the concept remains the same, mine was idiot buffalo
in school we've all had different words like this but the concept remains the same, mine was idiot buffalo
by Luckycorn April 11, 2021
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Get the Tiny Idiot mug.1. noun A person who is regularly convinced by his/her local Telstra provider to upgrade services that they don't need, for money they don't have. Often characterised by excessively large data allowances with incredibly low usage.
2. noun The person who is always in front of you in the line at a Telstra shop who does not understand anything the desk clerk is telling them. He/she also always seems to have one more question.
2. noun The person who is always in front of you in the line at a Telstra shop who does not understand anything the desk clerk is telling them. He/she also always seems to have one more question.
1.
Adam: You know, I hear that Steve has 200 GB of downloads a month!
Eve: Really?! He must download heaps!
Adam: Nah, he just uses Facebook.
Eve: Oh....what a Telstra Idiot!
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Customer 1: You say that I have 10 GB of usage a month...how many megabytes is that?
Customer 2: (to himself) Man, that guy is a Telstra Idiot....
Adam: You know, I hear that Steve has 200 GB of downloads a month!
Eve: Really?! He must download heaps!
Adam: Nah, he just uses Facebook.
Eve: Oh....what a Telstra Idiot!
2.
Customer 1: You say that I have 10 GB of usage a month...how many megabytes is that?
Customer 2: (to himself) Man, that guy is a Telstra Idiot....
by blue_jacket July 21, 2011
Get the Telstra Idiot mug.Bill: After the movie, do you want to come over to my place and...you know...
Carol: Sure! That is, as long as you wear protection.
Bill: But it doesn't feel as good with protection!
Carol: Yes, but think about it, Bill. If you don't wear a condom, nine months from
now, some fucking moron might come out of my idiot machine. Do you really want that?
Bill: Good point.
Carol: Sure! That is, as long as you wear protection.
Bill: But it doesn't feel as good with protection!
Carol: Yes, but think about it, Bill. If you don't wear a condom, nine months from
now, some fucking moron might come out of my idiot machine. Do you really want that?
Bill: Good point.
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1. A person that invites himself to lecture you about anything and everything but in reality is a complete dumb-ass.
2. Much like an idiot savant, the idiot pedant really is an idiot.
2. Much like an idiot savant, the idiot pedant really is an idiot.
After Eric decided to give us the three-hour lecture on golfing, that was completely wrong, he just cemented the fact that he’s an idiot pedant.
by Karlsmash August 18, 2019
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