dry hump a cactus into the sunset

Go f*** yourself.

Your husband is angry with you for exposing his affair? He can go dry hump a cactus into the sunset.

by NoHarmDone August 4, 2025

Fluffy humping

When two hairy gay men have intercourse in which they are both covered in marshmallow fluff and glitter.

Person 1: dude have you seen the clip of those dudes fluffy humping?

Person 2: yes it was crazy!

by Larry is cyoot June 30, 2025

Camel hump

The camels hump is where a guy puts a ball in each of your eyes and then lays his d*ck over your forehead and on top of your nose going towards your chin.

His d*ck was so big he was able to do the camel hump on my face.

by Funniest bitch alive August 15, 2023

Lung Hump

When receiving oral sex, one grabs the back of the head and thrusts their penis so hard, it penetrates the lungs.

Man, I’d like to lung hump her all night long.

by Daaaaaaaaad! April 28, 2020

humping the queen

This is what you'd use when you're making a lot of money, or robbing from a bank.

Man, you're really humping the queen, huh?

by Boar1 April 16, 2024

Lobby Hump

Setting up meetings at a conference lobby in order to avoid paying for admission.

I didn't get approval to pay for the conference, so I will Lobby Hump.

by C-Ballz August 7, 2017

camel humps

when a woman has the worst cramps in the world and she can hardly move! making her double over in pain. making her back curved like a camel hump.

My girlfriend must have the Camel Humps, the only thing she could do was grunt

by Sarahswann11 July 18, 2011