Cat Handle

A cat's tale, by which one can lift said animal, if necessary and non-traumatic to the animal. Some cat's will let you use their cat handle, and some will not.

I caught the kitty peeing on the floor, and carried it outside by its cat handle.

by GewehrWolf April 10, 2007

handle

To go after

Ooh! She's fly.. I gotta handle her!

by MiZz B August 5, 2003

irish handle

To tie a shirt, preferable a white long sleeve dress shirt around a girl's waist, just ahead of her hips. Her hips lock it in place, so that during doggy-style intercourse the shirt can be used as a handle to allow for more forceful thrusts. Partucularly useful when intoxicated.

Thanks for lending me your new dress shirt, I'm sorry it got stretched and stained when I used it to put an Irish handle on your sister.

by Ovide Greyeyes May 11, 2006

Handle

When referring to a new steady hook-up.

Is that Dougs new handle?
Yeah, her name is Jen.

by CVHS May 5, 2003

Two-Handed CPR

What you get when you cross a guy named luigi and dog porn. Also called masterbation, Spankin the Monkey, or winer washing.

Man i cant belive you walked in your your dad when he was doin two-handed CPR

by Scott Stpehens February 25, 2004

Red Handed Bandit

Someone who fingers a girl while she is on her period. So named because of the resulting blood covered hand.

Person 1 - So, I was fingering the girl last night and turns out she was totally on the rag.

Person 2 - Gross, guess you're a red handed bandit now!

by crazyblazn August 8, 2010

left handed browsing

To browse the internet for porn. And possibly having you right hand on your member.

Guy 1: Dude i walked in on him, he was left handed browsing.

Guy 2:That nasty where was his right hand.

Guy 1: on his member

by metroid768 May 28, 2011