holy fuck

to fuck under the holy bible in church

boy: hey meet meet me at the church at 1

girl: why?
boy: because i’m going to holy fuck the shit out of you

by your left testicle October 15, 2019

holy doley

When the expression of surprise or excitement is not enough, you would use the term "holy doley"

Nukleuz: *Gets a 5 down in CS:GO"
Sabolicious: HOLY DOLEY!

by Nukleuz January 12, 2015

Holy water

It's pussy that's wet and clean. From the holiest of holy.

The urban dictionary editors never get out of their "hot boxed" cubicle to get fucked by good aquafina, so they are oblivious to the fact that holy water is good wet pussy.

by Phmns52 February 10, 2014

holy skeet

exclamation, such as, "Holy crap!" used in times of suprise, shock, confusion, or awe.

"Holy skeet! Whats going on here!"
"Holy skeet! you got tickets to the Strokes concert!"

by Alee July 27, 2005

Holy Poop

Tis word is used when your friend is so fucking dumb you have nothing else to say, but this. Gang Gang schlatttttt

Dumb Nigga: Bro lowkey i think a dolphin should be considered a bird tbh.
Real Nigga: Nigga what?! you dumb asl fr bro holy poop!

by pENA nIGGA October 21, 2019

holy shawankies

1. an alternative to holy shit
2. a quickly made up word when you see a parent or teacher as to not get in trouble.

1. holy shawankies, what just happened?
2. holy sh.... ( sees teacher) shawankies that was awesome!

by conclusion of fury June 1, 2010

HOLY SLAPP

This happened in 5,000,000,000,000 B.C when the ancient bass player davie504 in which this bass was brought up to him and he slapped it creating the universe of BASS, now only bass lives there now. And it is a power move used to kill people who put kiwi on pizza. they were NOT EPICO.

I will use my HOLY SLAPP against you

by SLAPPER ST. PETER March 8, 2020